Luke Tobin

Aspiring Young Adult Fiction Writer. Founder, Writer, and commentator for @bleacherbrawl

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@antgaimari @Slatewolf1104 The time to do that was before this season began. I don’t know when the hell they’ll ever open up the wallet and really get uncomfortable for somebody again.

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@chrisboettcher9 @RudyColich This is the most pompous thing I’ve ever read.

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@antgaimari @Slatewolf1104 The problem is that they haven't been able to overpay anyone productive.

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@raoul_duke17 @AaronPlaysMLB @redseatradio Anything that shows that what you say is wrong = "Abstract metrics" and "no-sense stats"

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@BBGreatMoments Pitching is a thing

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@sullyengels Oh, come on. When was the last time this even happened?

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@IamDijami Akili Smith

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@low_and_outside @shegone03 @RedSox @notgaetti @BobFile @billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom No way. Other than the zombie runner, all of the other changes have been better for the game.

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@shegone03 @RedSox @notgaetti @BobFile @billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside They're practicing ABS challenges. What's bad about this?

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@raoul_duke17 @redseatradio I hate to reply to nonsense, but:

Yup. Two things can be true at once.

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@EdHand89 Rice is absolutely awful on the air. His longevity is strictly based on being a great player.

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@BBGreatMoments "What the hell were you thinkin' trading Jay Buhna?"

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@realcoreykno No, they are trying to make a living as performers.

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@raoul_duke17 @redseatradio Calling Slaten a regression is just as dumb as calling Abreu a regression. He had an injury, but he was also injured last year. And aside from one bad game vs the Twins, he's been nails.

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@raoul_duke17 @redseatradio WTF is this even supposed to mean?
He has 28 RBI right now, a way higher OBP, the same OPS he's had the last two years, and he's on pace to shred his hits, doubles, runs, stolen bases, and walks from last year.
And topping it off with "what his final #s are isn't the point" ???

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@GraigMurphy @ChrisCotillo @RochieWBZ That's two guys. That's no graveyard

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@ggeiss_mlb The fact that anyone still thinks this is mind-boggling.

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@Jared_Carrabis Time and time again? He was really good as a starter for most of last year.

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@Mattbref18 @bettsbelieve15 @tylermilliken_ You seen this team operate with RISP and less than 2 outs???

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@PalominoOMG @VigilantFox By indoor plumbing you mean sanitation?

He said sanitation.