Luke Thorne || Parody

If looks could kill... Charming Duke who woos with his Irish brogue, turns heads with his Harley, and kills. || Husband || Father || RP Parody

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Well isn’t that something? Honestly, it just means I’m getting old and @PiercingThorne is still 28. 😜

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

I told @PiercingHeart to put the pup back but not before I got this adorable shot of her! 😍

[Ava Thorne | Parody @PiercingHeart]

ᅠ⠀
They want to see you rise.
They don't want you to reign.

━━━━━━ 👑 ━━━━━━

𝕴 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

And I still look amazing! 😏

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

@PiercingHeart Hello, dearest heart. [He looked her over.] What’s the occasion?

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Where’s that wife of mine?

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥

𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

@PiercingHeart They do love the coos!

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

M. I. N. E.

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Happy Birthday, dearest heart! 🖤 Like a fine wine, you only get better with age!

Love you forever and a few days after! 😘

[Nemesis | ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @LadyOfRevenge]

Quietly bestows her favor as the Goddess of Revenge—

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

@PiercingHeart Mm, that’s my dearest heart.

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

If @PiercingHeart and I hear “your body, my choice” one more time… 😡

P.S. She’s more dangerous than I am. You’ve been warned.

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Am I a good person?

Not really.

But I’m gorgeous. So it pans out.

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

When your wife joins you for a shower… #SeductiveSunday

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Hyenas don’t stand a chance against lions. 🦁

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Her partner answered her call
https://t.co/rR3yTm070l

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Someone is liking the new Swift album!

[Ava Thorne | Parody @PiercingHeart]

[She laughed, head shaking.]

Of course THAT would be the only part you hear.

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Handcuffs, aye?

[Ava Thorne | Parody @PiercingHeart]

[Plays Taylor Swift’s imgonnagetyouback on every speaker of Thorne Manor, singing along.]

Say you got somebody else, say, "I got someone too"
EVEN IF IT’S HANDCUFFED, I’M LEAVIN’ HERE WITH YOU

@LukeTheDukeOUAT

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Damn fine, too!

[Ava Thorne | Parody @PiercingHeart]

ʀᴀᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜʙʏ ʟɪᴘs
sᴘᴀʀᴋs ғʟʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀ ғɪɴɢᴇʀᴛɪᴘs
ᴇᴄʜᴏᴇᴅ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ
sʜᴇ's ᴀ ʀᴇsᴛʟᴇss sᴘɪʀɪᴛ
ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇss ғʟɪɢʜᴛ

ᴡᴏᴏ-ʜᴏᴏ, ᴡɪᴛᴄʜʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

@PiercingHeart I love that.

[Luke Thorne || Parody @LukeTheDukeOUAT]

Ava? Where’s that damn wife of mine? [Luke grunted, hollering.] @PiercingHeart?!