Luke

Up the town

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

we move

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

Feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders #interiordesignmasters

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

Sophie’s design is shite. #interiordesignmasters

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

I have Gabriel missed penalty impression
against PSG in the Champions League final a few days ago

What do you all think?

Sorry Arsenal fans to remind you again

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Green Party manifesto to include state funded gay karaoke bars in every Reform voting constituency.

[Dan Tomasson @dantomasson]

Atlético Madrid vs Arsenal

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Big Justice, The Rizzler & Big Boom AJ reacting to Will Ospreay’s return at AEW Revolution

(IG)

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

If I had tourrettes it would only cause me to yell productive things that help the community like information about local mutual aid organizations

[100 Thieves Roobet Counter-Strike @100T_CS]

enjoy de_airport 👋

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

GM everyone! 😄☀️

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

🏆 ⚽ ⭐ Cup winners! Workington Fc just beat Man City in the Capital Cup Final https://t.co/ijSXyz3E8D Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2025-26!

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Florian Wirtz will show the Premier League levels at the Etihad. The world aren’t ready.

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Prem here we come! I just guided Workington Fc to 2nd place in The Champ https://t.co/ijSXyz4bYb Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2025-26!

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

🏆 ⚽ ⬆️ Champions! I just guided Workington Fc to 1st place in League D1 https://t.co/ijSXyz3E8D Football Chairman Pro 2 : New for 2025-26!

[Julio @JulioHashem]

2025-26 NHL Goals:

Shane Pinto — 4
Kyle Connor — 3
Auston Matthews — 1
Tage Thompson — 0
Brett Hull — 0
Mike Modano — 0

Is Shane Pinto the greatest American goal scorer of all-time? 🇺🇸

[Julio @JulioHashem]

2025-26 NHL Points:

Artem Zub — 3
Connor McDavid — 2

Is Artem Zub the greatest hockey player on the planet?

[Luke @LukeTweets400]

Heyyyyyy

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Manchester City and Chelsea simply get punished for trying to break the monopoly of teams at the top.

They succeeded. And The FA do not like that.

Sad world.