Luke Allison

✈️ Engineer

[Luke Allison @Luke_Allison14]

You get me, @msexcel

[Microsoft Excel @msexcel]

Today's reminders:

◾ Unclench your jaw
◾ Drink water
◾ Finish your spreadsheet

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Celly of the year and it’s only preseason

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Breaking Bad has an alternate ending on DVD where Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle — revealing the entire series was just a nightmare.

https://t.co/gJZeHy10B4

[Boorish @Boorish_Sports]

Nike should have only put 5 stars on the collar because fuck Connecticut.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Viral judge Frank Caprio has passed away at 88.

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

This white boy can rap. Wait for it.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

A men’s league in Winnipeg was watching the Jets LIVE during their game, and their reaction to the game-tying goal was PRICELESS 🤣

Even the ref joined in on the celly 😭

(via Carter.polanski/IG)

[Yuri @Yuri_Ravens]

Lmfaooo Suggs

[brianna pirre @bsp_13]

“i’m gonna fight and die to protect him”

sold.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

For the first time in NHL HISTORY, the Rangers, Penguins, and Bruins, have all failed to qualify for the playoffs 😳🚫

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

HE DID IT, HE DID IT ‼️

ALEX OVECHKIN HAS THE MOST GOALS IN NHL HISTORY 🚨

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

We can't let this video die 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Obama sounds exactly like @DOGE!!

[Kevin Paul Dupont @GlobeKPD]

Pastrnak, HLindholm, Zacha, McAvoy and Swayman - the only 5 Bruins remaining from a team that less than 23 months ago set all-time NHL mark of 65-12-5.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

Wake up babe Bryson’s doing interviews about equipment he doesn’t like🍿🍿 https://t.co/w681PsuoPN

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Let’s look at the sauce 🍝

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Meanwhile in the PWHL the ladies are chucking knucks like there’s no tomorrow

Hockey stays winning @spittinchiclets

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

14,000 keystone pipeline workers were fired day 1 of The Biden Admin and they were told to find green jobs. Did you put any of them on TV @60Minutes?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HOCKEY COUNTRY 🇺🇸

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

😭😭