Geriatric Exfoliator

The heavens conspire against me

[Kerron Ó Luain @DublinHistorian]

"Irish Patriots" checklist:

Gaeilge?❌
GAA?❌
Trad music?❌
Social campaigns?❌
Involved in trade unions?❌

Links with British fascism ✅
Former British soldiers ✅
Warped grasp of Irish history ✅
Mythical notion of ideal Irish emigrant ✅
Anglo-American culture war lingo ✅

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

when you're so magnificent your arch enemies just get quizzical

[Kampa🧩 @MugenKampaWorks]

Sukuna tryna hit Lebron with a chant-enhanced dismantle

[Microsoft Edge @MicrosoftEdge]

@Wistemin 1. Edge
2. Edge
3. Edge

[paul walker forget about it cuh @A12120NA]

osprey emerging from the ocean clutching a barracuda you have to stop. you hunt too different. your fish too bad. they’ll kill you

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

"The way I see it, I see myself as a Cleveland Brown for however long I decide to play."

-MYLES. GARRETT. 🔥

[Mark in Philly @MarkHenryJrNFL]

Maybe my favorite thread in the history of Twitter

[Luke Bailey @imbadatlife]

will MrBeast recognise Taiwan as an independent country, the critical question

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

@damienwoody @MattVerderame 2 year rookie deal for RBs ?

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

@HumansNoContext @eoinburke20

[Keith Cooper @keithsargent24]

The cunts selling aftershave in the jacks have card machines are you messing

[em @emily_oconnelll]

the uruk-hai with the torch at helm’s deep:

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

@AdamSchefter Adam this jersey swap sucks ass

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

I’d love to be able to fly but I reckon the wings would be an awful hassle

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

Circles are overrated. Give me a nice irregular shape.

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

Put a fella on top of each Dublin Bus and make them joust every time they pass another bus

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

Freeze my poop and throw it at you

[Geriatric Exfoliator @Luke_Corcoran]

Mfers giving up the fucking farm for the No. 1 pick while they could try get Lamar. Genuinely think I could be a GM.