Luke Lammers

that’s what I do, I tweet and I know things

[Carmen @carmenleelau]

unless you’ve been dysthymic your whole life, depression is a SIGNAL that something in your surroundings needs to change, stop treating it like a dragon that needs to be slain IT’S TRYING TO HELP YOU

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Knew it would be here eventually

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

here’s what your wife would look like if she was black or chinese

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

if I have one wish it is to get people to take an interest in their own lives

Not politics, not activism, not television, not what anyone else is doing except themselves and the people they are capable of reaching daily in very visceral ways

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Okay now do black and Chinese

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Lord forgive me for I have zynned

[metakuna (14/100 blog posts) @metakuna]

[15,000 BC]

me *walking in empty handed and bleeding*: not much luck on the hunting front today babe
gf: so I gathered

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Gonna save Santa a stop and drop off some coal and nails at nick Mullen’s house

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Someone please bet me this. I need to prove that I can eat 30 eggs in one day but there has to be stakes. Oh wait. Stake and eggs. Nice

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

“Dudes Rock” oil painting on canvas, 2023

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

@VolcelFry There are way too many serial killers from Wisconsin for you to be saying this so confidently

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

@jaysap_rocky His chakras are more aligned than I can ever hope for mine to be

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[first guy to go birdwatching] someone needs to be watching those fuckin things

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

What do u think whoville gets up to for the 4th of July

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Joey be honest with me were you and your friends party rocking in the house again last night

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Hey boss I can’t come in to work tn I’m going to be busy party rocking

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

@VolcelFry But I need them

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Can you just like become Amish or is that something you have to be born into

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

Hopefully this makes it to the Amish side of twitter

[Luke Lammers @Luke_Lammers]

No one can understand the bliss of living in a frat during the early days of Covid