Luke Rowland

Guitar swindling, sport loving, half pint superhero!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Netflix quietly filmed a final interview with Dr. Jane Goodall, to be released only after her death.

In it, she jokes about blasting Trump and Elon Musk into space… then leaves the world with two words:

“Don’t lose hope.”

A legendary sign-off.

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

I've just emailed my MP to make sure that they have the facts about the threat of private finance in our NHS. Take one minute to do the same and be part of keeping private finance - in all its forms - out of our NHS: https://t.co/peLNVAO1au

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@bbclaurak Is he wrong?

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@Feyenoord @Anelswe Great result 👏 Smashing it at Feyenoord, you'll always be a blade to us @Anelswe UTB ⚔️

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@footballheaven Nice big pay check for compo, ttfn feet up

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I see that govt is once again spreading that old myth "This government has secured £104 billion of private sector investment to improve our water infrastructure nationwide."

Patently, blatantly and demonstrably untrue.

1. Water companies submitted their draft business plans to @Ofwat 9 MONTHS BEFORE THE ELECTION on 2nd Oct 2023.

It was those business plans that included £96 billion of so called investment. It was then for Ofwat to scrutinise, review and approved the final versions of those plans. It was that review process which borough the total spend up to £104 billion. Nothing whatsoever to do with govt.

2. Nor is there any "private sector investment" it's coming straight out of your pocket, that's why water bills have gone up on average by 36% this year. Once again nothing whatsoever to do with govt.

No doubt ministers will be keen to set the record straight.

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@Sydiepeck8 Congratulations on the debut @Sydiepeck8, now let's get a push on up the Championship! UTB ⚔️👊👍

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

US Representative Jamie Raskin has the measure of Farage, calling him a "Putin-loving... Trump sycophant".

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@premierleague Roberto Carlos vs France. Boom

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@dannyhall04 Voted best player in the Championship, now to be played out of his best position for us as a free roaming left sided midfielder under a Manager who seems tactilly lacking, wouldn't blame him for leaving

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@AlanBiggs1 The worry is, can we actually afford the compensation to sack him?

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@dannyhall04 Even with a partially fit Robinson I'd choose him over glass legs RND, could end up losing both to injury to be fair. At least with Wiilder we had at least 2 players for every position. I like any of One, Barry or Cannon down the left, they can all do a job in the middle too.

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@SheffieldUnited UTB! What a transfer window Good luck Holding, Nwachukwu and Caceres ⚔️ Now let's smash the rest of the season ⚔️ 💪 👏 😀 ⚔️

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@BritainElects @YouGov And in the real world the elephants are flying by, the cow's is sleeping on the moon and the mouse is at the top of the grandad clock. 100% reform are getting in oh and my house is built of purest green 😂 let's wait for the adults to decide shall we.

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@teslaenergy Genuinely green energy is the right way forward but how did Elon think putting an imbosile who denies climate change and is subsidised by the corrupt US oil companies in to the top seat of US parliament a good move for his businesses?

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@teslaenergy What's the point, Elon's just put a man who wants to drill drill drill in charge of the largest economy in the world meaning green energy is null and void 🤔 or am ai missing something?

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@dannyhall04 I wouldn't have ruled this story out under the Prince 😉 They can however offer Souza a route to the Fifa Club World Cup

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’m looking forward to a barrage of abuse from the 4% of people who might actually pay inheritance tax and from millions of others who won’t pay it, but have been fooled into thinking they will by the 4%.

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@SheffieldUnited An absolute Blades Legend. Thoughts are with his family, friends and all at SUFC

RIP George ❤️

[Luke Rowland @Luke_R_1977]

@SaiSachdev_ Wishing you all the best, hope you have a speedy recovery Sai 🙏⚔️