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24• vegan • aging emo kid • leo • petty bitch • 🐝save the bees 2022 🐝 she/they

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Hello @GretaThunberg, I wanted to update you that Andrew Tate's newest ride is a prisoner transport van slightly resembling the 2015 Ford Transit, which was designed for discomfort, and has a 3.7L V-6 with at least 275 hp and 260 lb-ft of torque.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

it's always "you're so cute" never "lemme transfer 1k into your account"

[Kira @kiki_08078]

Me when my alarm goes off for work in the morning

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

I studied to 16 and that was more than enough. Studying for an additional 4 years seems daft.

[reactions @reactjpg]

homer and marge scooting closer together in bed happy the simpsons

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

do you think when firefighters blow out their birthday candles it’s just like more work to them

[Colin Bell @colinbell]

this Queen

[zelle ☁️ @whinyshirtluke]

HELP

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

I thought Greta was against burning fossils

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Andrew Tate trying to bully a teenager on the internet and failing so badly he gave his location away to the police and got arrested is the end of year gift we all needed.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Correction: this is directly related to Greta Thunberg nuking his ass online 💀💀💀https://t.co/fRtAVpbn0J

[em ★ @detectiveprince]

Fall out boy said merry Christmas we are going to force you to experience the goddamn weirdest 1.5 minutes of your life

[madison @MadisonLessner]

@waitisovah @afrosanrihoe this is the best one

[It’s my first day ☭ @Dussttyyy]

@mattprigge Watching a man break down and become suicidal, thinking about shrek extended universe

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: there’s a star

boss: you have to watch the sheep? why would you leave for a star

me: [shrugging] baby