Luke

Human

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@ThemeParkBar @mattfdz23 Same. 😂

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

Ok but do I stand on the Switch for it to call me obese or what’s the plan here?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS RESORT’.

Releasing on October 22.

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@FilmUpdates Watch your fucking tone 😭😭😭

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

Hacks continues to showcase why it’s absolute peak 😂😂

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

the dramatic building up to this punchline i laughed so hard #hacks

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@DuelingParkNews I’ve truly never paid more than like $45-50 for a Brightline and take it somewhat frequently. For me it’s the guarantee of not getting stuck in traffic (took 6 hours last time I drove from Miami home to Orlando) and the fact I can work or chill the whole time. I love her 🥹😭

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@DuelingParkNews Someone forgot to change the grad bash playlist back for SURE 😂😂

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

Truly @Uber @Uber_Support is the absolute worst

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

The ONLY Easter @Snapchat filter is this new lens+ which is a subscription?? Cancel tf out of this app. Can’t wait for it to die. Goodbye.

[Rachel @with2Hs]

Tina Fey being the US Ambassador to SNL

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

I can’t describe it but I feel very maternal towards Fire Hose Dog

[Chris Paxton @chris_j_paxton]

Firefighting robot dogs. Battery tech seems like its not quite there for this to be really deployable but more are in the works

[luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ @luxxnoirlondon]

I plan on being violently homosexual this year.

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@jensens “Clap if you think he’s fruity”

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@itskencan @SinclairMonaco

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@PopCrave PUTH?!?

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@PopBase How long is this bitch’s VISA?!? 😫😫

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

We ride at dawn

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘BOOTS’ has been canceled after one season on Netflix.

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

Boots cancelled?? Where do we protest and when? 😫😫😭😭

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@Kori_kiing Myki Meeks ALL day every day and twice on Sunday

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

@myki_meeks IKTR!!!!!! Cannot wait for the world to see what Orlando has for so long!!

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

4. The answer is it does it 4 times. 4 useless times of @UberEats / @Uber offering no assistance. Why do I even have uber one for such a terrible customer experience app? Guess we have to fix that. Insane.

[Luke @Lukejd3232]

I’ve been in a loop with @UberEats support because they won’t fix my issue and then at the end it says “have we fixed your issue (not hitting yes, they haven’t) and it reconnects you to another agent… how many times do we think I have to do this? 🤪😂😂