Luke Butterfield

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@liam86uk @RachelRileyRR I'm just surprised she's not blamed it on corbyn yet

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@TheRockRevival_ The Arctic monkeys haven't made a decent album since AM.

[JPC @jpxan71]

I’m in fucking bits 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@herdy6 @GaryLineker @HKane @FCBayernEN Disrespectful? 🤣🤣

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@herdy6 @GaryLineker @HKane @FCBayernEN Come on. That's funny

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@herdy6 At least city might beat spurs now. If you could get rid of son too that would be great

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

Cigarettes and disappointment

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What does this smell like?

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@darrengrimes Fuck off crafty

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@MarcGeschwind Didn't realise Harry maguire was a Croat

[Buvey @lawrence_bury]

Henderson absolutely cannot play for England again. The England team is meant to be a serious footballing nation trying to win a trophy for the first time since 1966. Henderson chose money over competitiveness. If he gets in over the amazing young quality we have it’s embarrassing

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@WoodmanGav one for your heroic little slot

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

This is Spanish spy and double agent Juan Pujol Garcia in his uniform as a lieutenant in the Spanish Republic Army.⁣ ⁣

Up until World War II broke out, Pujol failed in all aspects of his life. He failed to be a student, soldier, businessman, and cinema magnate. Not to mention, his marriage was falling apart.⁣ ⁣

When the war broke out, Pujol approached the British three different times to work for them.

When they turned him away, he approached the Nazis, and they accepted him (giving him the codename Arabel). Once he earned credentials working as a Nazi spy, he approached the Allies again, this time getting a job as a double agent (codenamed Garbo).⁣ ⁣

He began to feed the Nazis a combination of misinformation that was true but useless. Any high-value information always got to the Nazis just a little too late. He even started a spy network consisting of 27 sub-agents. However, in reality, none of them existed. They were completely made up. Nevertheless, he submitted their expense reports, and the Nazis paid their salaries.⁣ ⁣

At one point, Pujol explained why some high-value information got to the Nazis late. He told them that one of his spies had died and even managed to get the Nazis to pay pension to the imaginary spy's imaginary wife for her loss.

Not only did his false information get the Nazis to waste millions of dollars, but he was also instrumental in convincing the Nazis that the attacks on D-Day were just a diversion, and the real attack was yet to come, keeping vital resources away from the front lines.⁣ ⁣

Pujol is one of the only people to ever get an Iron Cross from the Nazis (which required Hitler's personal authorization, since he wasn't a soldier) and an MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) from King George VI⁣.

After the war, Pujol feared that he would be hunted by surviving Nazis. In 1949, with the help of MI5, Pujol travelled to Angola where he faked his own death from malaria. He then moved to Lagunillas, Venezuela, where he set up a small bookstore and gift shop, living in anonymity until his death in 1988.

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

Is this bloke actually real? Or is he a living parody? Please advise

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

I don’t like to share GB News but this is honestly one of the most (accidental?) Partridge clips I have ever seen

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

One of the best to ever do it. #elmago

[David Silva @21LVA]

Muchas gracias…fútbol

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

British Gas profits soar by 889% to record £969m as households struggle with huge bills.

It is legalised robbery.

Profiteering = inflation = cost of living crisis.

Govt cuts real wages, does nothing to curb profiteering.

Ofgem does not protect people.
https://t.co/CqoIUUDGAr

[Joe Butterfield @joebutters]

Was managed by Klopp for 4 years by the way

[Dale Vince @DaleVince]

Great idea from @grantshapps - people who do damage should pay for it (OK not an actual new idea) - but Grant, when can we look forward to the Tory party paying for Liz Truss' disaster month as PM - the damage to our economy was £30 Billion and @trussliz was chosen only by Tory party members - you carry that responsibility. Will you pay for it?

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

SPEND SOME OF IT THEN. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. SPEND IT ON SOMEONE

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

#ManCity’s growing success in selling academy talents is a significant factor behind why Pep Guardiola is armed with such a large transfer kitty this summer.

[via @TelegraphDucker]

https://t.co/i2dNKtgFSL

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

Oh, I didn’t realise it worked like this! @grantshapps can I invoice you for the extra cost of my mortgage, energy bills and food which your party incontrovertibly caused?

[Luke Butterfield @LukeyB87]

@City_Xtra @ManCity @SamLee Can we fucking sign someone then? 😫