Luki Pelar

Pessimist.

[Luki Pelar @LukiPelar]

How I'd fix Nigeria:

1. Build bigger prisons. If you're found guilty of any offense, prison without bail.

2. Start prosecuting for every offense- if a judge is found accepting bribe, they're going to prison.

3. Eventually everyone's in prison. I join you guys there. Shikena.

[Luki Pelar @LukiPelar]

@casttier141374 @Phillip05166897 Thinking that's her natural hair texture is a level of retardedness that should get you stoned

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@EMEKA_EMODI Got scared then remembered I don't have to do that ever 😂

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@browndwarf6 Shark slavery

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@rose_rsj @BigBadReni His claim to dignity being "American" rather than "human being". Interesting.

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@officer_secret What kind of creature comes with the rain? You mean water?

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@Dreifyournasty @AMCsAnneRice Are they supposed to resurrect her from the dead?

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@pnwguerrilla You're stupid. Bringing Africans into it isn't going to help.

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@rbanux @DCUHypeGuy Maybe because food exists in reality, and women who hatch from eggs do not?

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@IsiomaDNigerian You dey accept apprentice?

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@Chetuyachinago How comes this polygamy somehow magically only applies to men? You think women don't want multiple attractive partners?

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@ButchHandyman uhhh... so what does otu mean?

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@Alex_Houseof308 The punishment I remember most was being made to write the same sentence 100 times 😑 Gave me time to actually meditate on my foolishness

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@Fum1en I'm never afraid to have the conversation if it comes up, but they're mostly hopeless tbh. You cannot reason people out of any opinion they arrived at without reason. They have to find their own way to reason first.

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@alexxitonurreo @94b1f61ca85040f @kunle_kenny Read carefully, was that the question that was asked?

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@TheLady_Maks Better tell that man you hate him before he escapes into death 😭

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@LauraSmitherene @888NeogeneAngel Filminist

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@bramigreg @chibuikssss Culturally appropriate? You're a fucking slave. If I tell you your ancestors did not beat children you will just deny it cos you don't have access to their history due to the same colonization that brought you corporal punishment.

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@chibuikssss Now I'm an adult if somebody hits me I am planning their murder.

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@KendroidGlobal @oke_ata_igwe @MUTIU_BBTN10 @TrendingEx You're so proud of your useless country.

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@Phatbabeluuu That's why men think a slap is a rational response to feeling insulted