Lumber Jaxon

A woodland man dispensing advice, critique, and opinion about the goings on in the world

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@MGylseth This brings a bit of peace to my weary soul.

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@CarlaSuzanne26 GAH! God damn! I thought X was supposed to censor horrific things like this.

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@TheLaurenChen He's a smart fella, but I gotta disagree with him on this. If Iran had a nuke they'd be shooting that shit off like an Amish guy seeing porn for the first time.

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@HLC_actual ... He is The One.

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@RepLauraGillen By "stood by our haitian community" do you mean ignoring Haiti while the citizens are being massacred? Cool. Thankfully they have someone who ACTUALLY does something: Bukele.

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@pureMetatron Bruce. I gotta go with the GOAT. I give Ali his flowers, but Bruce all the way.

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@unbreakableleak The you know whos are never inclined to a fair fight. Loser behavior. Pathetic weak little boys.

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@NotPerfectedYet A core memory in many men's lives.

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@sircalebhammer I am very hopeful for the two of them.

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@Rainmaker1973 Thank goodness for the rains. The droughts were gonna kill us.

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@CapitolLeaks1 A man who loves his poptarts. A man of my own heart.

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@ChiefTrumpster This is essentially "Dur, we fucked up. Here's money, now shut up" These hags are not in any way shape or form apologetic for what they did. We all know that.

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@TogTaka This is simultaneously retarded and amazing. I am intrigued.

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@Polymarket God damn retards. Universal suffrage was a mistake.

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@kangminlee Nah. They're just punishing criminals. Don'tcha see the orange jumpsuits? Islam is a religion of peace... of shit.

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@Real_Politik101 Dude knows how to dress to impress.

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@AdamCarollaShow Man, Napoleon was way cooler than this gum drop dip shit.

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@EAGLELEAK1 She's probably just on her period.

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@ForbiddenLeaksQ What a performative little twat.

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@WallStreetApes Gee, that sure doesn't look suspicious. No wonder every polster and analyst didn't see this shit coming.