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Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
If you're going to call yourself a lumbersexual, you might as well make it a good thing. We're here to help.
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Joined December 2012
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Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
Have big enough balls that you need a HD Denali to lug them around...
@popcorn_sutton
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: When filling out insurance forms, let them know you have a beard, but there's no need to mention you always carry a sharp ax.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: Before you make a restaurant reservation, ask the maitre d' if there's room for your chainsaw at the table.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: Remember the old saying: April, in like a lion, out like a pack of angry lions.
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LumberSexualize
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Kent of Inglewood
@KentOfInglewood
about 11 years ago
When hungover, be sure to wear silk. It's quite soothing.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: There are 3 kinds of lumbersexuals. Those who can count, those who can't, and those who are mountains dressed in flannel.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: Don't be ashamed to be a lumbersexual. Be ashamed that you have friends that aren't.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
@Bear_Skn
Ah that sounds about right. Well, at least you can keep growing your winter beards!
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
@Bear_Skn
Lookin' good, lads! How's the Minneapolis spring working out?
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
@groomyourbeard
Ahoy hoy boyos! What's good in the beardgrooming world?
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
Anyone have jokes about lumbersexuals?
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
They put a GoPro on a sparrow. http://t.co/TU38wH0q03
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they trim their beard with an ax.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
#LumberTip
: "George Washington would have wanted it" is a legitimate reason for a lot of things, but not stealing the USS Washington.
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
Canadian lumbers! MT
@KentOfInglewood
is hiring people with the right attitude, a little style & desire to learn. http://t.co/SQ2WQ21gIb
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
@MaximMag
Yes! We're all about it.
LumberSexualize
retweeted
Maxim
@MaximMag
about 11 years ago
Guys - it's time to seize the hairy, brawny lumbersexual revolution. http://t.co/qnygYtJLwT
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
@saxegotha
@rhettandlink
we can help!
Lumbersexualize.me
@LumberSexualize
about 11 years ago
@doublebspecial Well done! An ax is also a good addition.
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