Lumbersexualize.me

If you're going to call yourself a lumbersexual, you might as well make it a good thing. We're here to help.

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Have big enough balls that you need a HD Denali to lug them around... @popcorn_sutton

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#LumberTip: When filling out insurance forms, let them know you have a beard, but there's no need to mention you always carry a sharp ax.

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#LumberTip: Before you make a restaurant reservation, ask the maitre d' if there's room for your chainsaw at the table.

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#LumberTip: Remember the old saying: April, in like a lion, out like a pack of angry lions.

[Kent of Inglewood @KentOfInglewood]

When hungover, be sure to wear silk. It's quite soothing.

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#LumberTip: There are 3 kinds of lumbersexuals. Those who can count, those who can't, and those who are mountains dressed in flannel.

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#LumberTip: Don't be ashamed to be a lumbersexual. Be ashamed that you have friends that aren't.

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@Bear_Skn Ah that sounds about right. Well, at least you can keep growing your winter beards!

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@Bear_Skn Lookin' good, lads! How's the Minneapolis spring working out?

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@groomyourbeard Ahoy hoy boyos! What's good in the beardgrooming world?

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Anyone have jokes about lumbersexuals?

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They put a GoPro on a sparrow.

http://t.co/TU38wH0q03

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#LumberTip: You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they trim their beard with an ax.

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#LumberTip: "George Washington would have wanted it" is a legitimate reason for a lot of things, but not stealing the USS Washington.

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Canadian lumbers! MT @KentOfInglewood is hiring people with the right attitude, a little style & desire to learn. http://t.co/SQ2WQ21gIb

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@MaximMag Yes! We're all about it.

[Maxim @MaximMag]

Guys - it's time to seize the hairy, brawny lumbersexual revolution. http://t.co/qnygYtJLwT

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@saxegotha @rhettandlink we can help!

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@doublebspecial Well done! An ax is also a good addition.