Mich

can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool, can't spell the word lieutenant (she/her)

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

(using two fries like a pair of chopsticks to pick up a third fry) What is the electoral college

[luis 🛸 @nauticalthemed]

jesus was seen

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

@incentraIpark we are veterans

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

getting phoebe tickets this album cycle is going to give me a fucking stress ulcer I can already tell 😭

[izzy 🦢 @snoopygenuis]

i’m about get so phoebe bridgers on you guys i’m sorry

[misa! @misak1nz]

everything has changed yet i am more me than i have ever been

[kris @gaysororityhoe]

(no beers in) do you guys think anyone will ever love me

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

I’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. If you can’t tell I’m a little gay then that’s on you

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

when I see beautiful women at the airport I get so scared

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i don't think i'll ever be loved without having to beg for it but the world is lowkey descending into chaos so i don't really have time for that rn

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

happy year of the horse and phoebe bridgers

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

think of me tonight ill be normal about it

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

@spectre0799 @finneas just in case no one has sent this to you yet

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

me but w phoebe bridgers

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i never came out i just started talking about kristen stewart a lot

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

watching olivia cooke in the girlfriend like

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

@androbaby omg his too

[Mich @Lumpy_lemons]

the most 30 thing i’ve done so far this year is buy a special pillow for side sleepers. and it was worth it