Luna 👼

Don't be shy, my DMs are open 🍯

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@HawleyMO You asked great questions in the hearing.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@sophaller Though my two faves were sold out, I got 3rd choice and am happy. Cuz got 2nd chouce. Life is good.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

I grew up in AR, so I have a license (dependent on having a sense of humor) to re-post this.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Two Arkansas hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heard of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t never seed nobody do it!’

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@MikeBales I grew up in AR and still find this hilarious. Don't let any thin skinned replies get to you.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@MikeBales Please don't wish this travail upon this remarkable man. I have deeply admired him since his first campaign to be my US Senator.

@SecRubio I hope this both gives you a laugh and makes you feel complimented.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@MikeBales Thank you for the laugh. I need more of that these days.

[Michael A Youssef @MichaelAYoussef]

Grace does not make us casual about sin.
Grace makes us serious about holiness.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@MusfaraAi How I wish I had this list before I retired. I find #s 9 and 10 particularly powerful.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@cessadelove1 Amen.

[Christian Tweets @JesusSavesUs777]

Amen!

[Giovanni @miabenetti]

BYRON DONALDS WON'T EVEN TAKE QUESTIONS...
THIS IS OUR GREAT GOVERNOR...
ACCEPT NO LESS FLORIDIANS

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him.”

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@JenniferSey @WNBA @sophaller @xx_xyathletics Thank you, Ms Sey. Where and when can we order?

[Jay Collins @JayCollinsFL]

Funny how Byron Donalds challenged Democrat David Jolly to three debates, but still refuses to accept my invitation to debate.

That’s what I call arrogance, disrespect to voters, and irresponsibility.

If you’re asking Floridians to trust you with the governor’s office, you shouldn’t hide from the primary. Voters deserve to hear from candidates before the vote.

[Daisy🇺🇲 @Daisy19_98]

Why is she the top WNBA rookie but still using an old iphone??👀

[DailyEffectivePrayer @DailyEffectiveP]

Let God rebuild your confidence. He knows how to speak life into places that feel empty.

[Luna 👼 @Luna71810]

@viralnext1aig God bless you!

[Ron DeSantis News 🇺🇸 @RonDeSantis2024]

DESANTIS: “I don’t know how you could be a leader without having faith in God.”

“When you stand up for what’s right in this day & age, that is not going to be cost free. It’s the faith in God that gives you the strength to stand firm.”

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Caitlin Clark had 45 points.
Caitlin Clark had 10 assists.
Caitlin Clark had 6 threes.
Caitlin Clark had 4 steals.
Caitlin Clark had 2 blocks.

This is what a generational talent looks like.

[Cryptid Politics @CryptidPolitics]

Alpha male leader Ron DeSantis on politics:

"I don’t believe politics is entertainment. I don’t believe politics is building a brand or virtue signaling on social media.”

“Ultimately, politics is about WINNING and about PRODUCING RESULTS.”