Certified Big Dummy

What's your damage my dude? 💖💜💙

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Who needs cocaine when you have scary garage

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She grounding on my hog til I see my shadow and get scared

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She donning my gay apparel til I fa la la la la

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The feminine urge to scurry

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Everybody knows that one ball is for pee and one is for cum and you squeeze each one like a turkey baster depending on what you’re thirsty for.

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Literally my only goal in life is to be a fun hang

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Bitches don’t be going for a romp like they used to

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@hcurdawg Could I recommend an alternative form of transportation….

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Derek is trying to soft launch a manic episode to me

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Yeah sorry babe, you were working late so I whacked the fish and went to bed. Maybe we’ll have better luck for our next anniversary.

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She pumper my nickel til I sour her dough

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@poopybelly I’ve always been a cider slut

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@_FL_MAN_ Tell that to your girlfriend...

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The clitoris

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Hitting the shits good morning America

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She roasting my chestnuts til I open fire

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She krusty on my krab until I chum in her bucket

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Dave just slapped my ass and called me Sherry

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It actually blows my mind that we still don't know what kids are

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@SphynxSunflower Sounds like a man who has never tasted donkey sauce!