Jh

I have terminal swamp-ass.

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

@SphynxSunflower @NaphinPhatt You stole my quote and tweeted it and didn’t even cred me?

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Imagine being such an idiot that an entire team wants to beat you up, and then they do

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

We’ve downloaded a chore management application that allows us to share household tasks with each other. There is a point system involved. Naturally it’s become an instant competition and when I complete a task it’s “made up” but when Sarah lights incense it’s a free point.

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

@Lunda_licious She doesn’t count she’s boyfriended in.

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

WE’RE FULL. EVERYTHING IS FULL. THE INTERSTATES ARE FULL. THEY WON’T STOP BUILDING SUBURBS. STOP MOVING HERE.

[Weissy @Weissy53]

The infamous Lick lives on 👅

Nobody show this to Callahan

[catie @nhlcatie]

HEDDY LMFAOOOOO

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

Say it louderfor the nor’easter snow bird boomers in the back. Take your shitty coffee and second rate donuts and go home.

[Imhotep's Dirty Bandages @SphynxSunflower]

Why are Boston Bruins players so ugly

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

I’m over it. It’s 2023; if you’re using the overhead storage bin for your jacket and 2 carryon bags instead of using your floor space for even 1 of those - you’re an asshole.

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

Who watches football anyway…😌🤭

[Gabby Shirley @Gabby_Shirley_]

CONFESSION: I did not pay anything/anyone involved in that ceremony except for Carter Stamkos, who was watching himself on the jumbotron the entire time 😆

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

I want to write slam poetry using only text messages from my mother that I receive that don’t make any sense or fit in the context of our current conversation.

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

⁦@NaphinPhatt⁩ this you? https://t.co/AABEFkqGYT

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

@SphynxSunflower Can confirm

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

If your hair is gray, and target employees have to show you which door to exit the building from - please do not register to vote in 2024

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

Update it fucked up my stomach and I’m big dumb.

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

Don’t mind me just eating the rest of @SphynxSunflower’s birthday cake a full two weeks after her birthday

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

@NaphinPhatt This hurt me.

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

Come on down and party with us in Florida! We’re not over full, the drivers are all awesome and fireworks are 100% off!

[Jh @_FL_MAN_]

https://t.co/vIeJzmRoli