Jason Bishop

I'm the King of Ashburn.

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

@ChrisKinard Except I was first hence the 700 followers and stains in my sink.

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

Hey @ChrisKinard @moneymetalcakes @mrphotogenic I'm tired of the imposters! @realLurchBishop @LurchPapa1067 (except HeyJPedia hes hilarious)

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

punch her in the face, and then impregnate her.

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

@slackskinard gotta weed out the imposters

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

a good fucking day with @dongeronimoshow and @dcrtv . follow to catch-up if you missed it. nice work don!

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

hoping jp takes a day off this week.

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

wtf is #followfriday? sounds gay. what about a day where you pwn strange?

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

No, unfortunately I was not out yesterday to initiate divorce proceedings...

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

half an hour back in the middle of his staycation and JP already making it all about him. glad I punted today.

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

mailing it in. vacation is near.

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

must be discussed http://bit.ly/kuPyn

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

inside information for 2morrow's show? sure - jp will be late then talk too much, cakes will destroy the ep, and bickel is on vacation. done

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

hanging at clydes with michael vick

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

cised for vacation

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

RT @PTIShow Perhaps it went like this... Tour: "You're fined." Tiger: "No, I'm not." Tour: "Okay, you're not. Hit 'em straight!"

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

@drabtshirt that 230 mpg estimate may be a little suspect... http://bit.ly/9nTdM

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

@Mrphotogenic he's right. better quality video on justin.tv too. skype will be free 4 you and the callers too

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

asleep since 7pm

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

@justingimelstob no chance i'd have stayed in that room

[Jason Bishop @LurchPapa]

how EB is spending vacation: RT @Mrphotogenic http://www.blogtv.com/People/EBTV