Slacks Kinard

Former Junkies producer, current The Fan program director, future CBS Radio CEO... allegedly.

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

Hey @BrendanAndrew and @ShakyKnee, chill out with the fighting, do you want me to re-assign fish tank cleaning duties?

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

Since @Holdenradio likes being versatile I'm next pairing him with the night janitor for the 1am to 4am Sunday shift.

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Can't believe @HeyJPedia fooled everyone with him leaving the show, in other news I'm flipping the station to Canadian Bluegress on Tuesday.

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To clear it up @dcrtv, we let the Terps go because "Man On Man With Gary Williams" needed a name change and for them it was a dealbreaker.

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Pretty sure @bdkreviews isn't here today but the office still smells like doody and has that uncomfortable gay feeling.

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Where the hell have I been? Oh that's right, contemplating the six hour @LaVarArrington and @ChadDukes show, they won't mind, right?

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

Check out our HD2 tonight with @BDKreviews! He'll review movies in between changing filters for the station fish tank!

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Enough criticism @DCRTV! Boredom? Ever visited your mailbag since Don Geronimo left the airwaves? HAH!

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@ChadDukes and @LavarArrington don't just have to talk sports, three times an hour they can pause to take shots at @OthelloB.

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

This rumor that @1067thefandc is bored is BS, it's just we're a little more tranquil after accepting Scientology ads is all.

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Well @mcrxn, @bdkreviews does an okay job on the kitchen, but he's doing great shoveling the parking lot with a spatula.

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For the record @dcrtv, Mike Wise and I did not elope, however I do find on-air fights with Tony Kornheiser "bromantic."

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

This snow coverage is good for ratings, until the football season returns we need constant blizzard conditions.

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I miss @lavararrington using the station as a hotel, making @OthelloB and @bdkreviews play maid and concierge was fun.

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I want to fire @ryanosborne but not sure if being generally useless is specific enough a reason.

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

I wonder if @cameron_gray will help me bring back "The Stacy Show", I think a Sex & Sports 12AM Sunday show is the next step.

[Slacks Kinard @slackskinard]

Off to Tyson's to return all these jeans people gifted me, remember everyone it's @slackskinard now, only Dockers and Van Heusen.

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Wow, the @MikeOMearaShow leaves WJFK and is now in the Top 100 on iTunes, and from what I understand they never even mention Dan Snyder.

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Man I've been busy lately, studying the Ken Stevens radio playbook is a lot of work.

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Shame that @beauschembekler is no longer friends with @chaddukes but at least it makes for a great @rodkast.