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IG: 1urks professional eater

[.tom @TypicallyTom]

black ops 2 really is back

[StarvingArtist @Starving3man]

I want a girl to cover my mouth while she jerks me off from behind oscs

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

People are really asking “why would The Odyssey commercial cast a legendary athlete who went on an epic quest for greatness and later reunited with his son before embarking on their next great journey together.”

Media literacy is dead.

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

does the in house pussy always want dick inside of it???

[kaotic-foxo @ChaoCanon]

@DanTheCamFan @M0hawkMark Boy they better keep him cracking the lobster lady a thing it's apart of Oliver's character that he's attracted to bug like aliens 😭

[Pyrexski✞ @Slatt2Trimm]

Having a shawty that sends pictures like this to you every day would increase your lifespan and make you want to be a better person.

[Adventure Time Confessions/Takes @ATConfessions69]

"I think an adventure time game like world of warcraft or breath of the wild would be fucking awesome... the land of ooo is perfect for an open world game."

[Tÿrâ B Jøiñť 💗 @TyraxTyrant]

The problem is Bitches don’t be sucking dick from scratch no more.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

getting horny from making someone else horny is so much fun

[Karl 🇹🇫🍺🚜 @Karl98Kurz]

Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.

[jeff ski_🔋 @yerafuntrouble]

she has BPD (best pssy disorder)

[Etevaldo, o Roberval @Kameloth]

@luccatuita Bem, mas daí eu preciso tirar o chapéu para os produtores, porque a morte dele, do jeito que foi, se tornou um marco do imprevisível nas séries. O pessoal está acostumado com clichês, e The Walking Dead, pelo menos até o sumiço do Rick, soube lidar bem com o imprevisível.

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

É tao bom dormir com quem a gente ama, passar um tempinho de preguiça e trocar beijinho bafudo

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Being able to talk to you partner about things that bother you and seeing positive changes almost instantly. 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

[dj @toodamnflawless]

it’s ok to call your girl mommy #embraceit

[Snr..🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

going raw, no need to pull out, this thing would sell faster than pain killers

[Haze 𓅊 @GodSon83]

Crazy that this wasn’t immediately the headline. Would’ve framed the conversation around that game totally differently