Mike Lusaka

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

"Ruto has never lost an election"....úcio ní úhiki?

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

They wouldn't wait for even the votes to be counted.

As the polling stations were being closed the electricity posts that were offloaded in Ol Kalou a week ago in the name of being connected to power were being loaded back into tracks.

Even the machinery that was at the roads that were launched have been loaded and being transported away from Ol Kalou.

Watu wa Ol Kalou wafiche gas and mattresses too, otherwise the State sponsored GOONS are going for them.

The chief CONMAN will not cease to amaze!

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

I can confirm that the violence against Linda Mwananchi in Nyahururu was NOT planned by the opposition. The TRUTH shall set us FREE.

[Donatus @realdonat2s]

Rango proves that even the strangest heroes can rise when everyone else has lost hope. A funny adventure with surprising depth🦎

[Khaled Ali @khaleeali46]

خلي الفيديو دا عندك 🔥🇪🇬

[With Ebenn @konnectwitheben]

How did they get away with this? 🫨🫨🫨

GUY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FOOTBALL NATION AS DISGUSTING AS ARGENTINA 🤮🤮🤮

[Timothy Turunga @timothyturunga]

Olkalou residents returning Materresses donated by GOK, advised to return them to where they rightfully belongs, at local hospitals.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

After watching the size of Khamenei's funeral processions, I feel lied to about Iran

[Eminent_minds @minds_eminent]

DIE ALONE ,

BUT NEVER MARRY A WOMAN WHO
Thinks these 5 things are normal :

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

No amount of violence could stop us from reaching Keroka. It is shameful that police escorted the goons who pelted our convoy with stones. Thank you, Nyamira, for standing with us in one voice, you have affirmed that Ruto must go.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Tulianza na kina mama pale Mosocho, tukaingia Kisii tao, tukakula mawe Keumbu, tukamalizia Keroka. Mimi sijui definition yako ya siku mzuri 😁😁😁

[Eric @amerix]

When you move into an apartment where people are silent, private and mind their own business,

Embrace the same culture,

Extend the same GRACE.

Don't move into an apartment and become the one who is noisy, chaotic, disrespectful, and belligerent.

The people you found living in that apartment are not silent and private so that your noise can thrive.

They are silent because they value their privacy.

Once you sign the terms of agreement with the landlord, adhere to them.

Respect your neighbours.

Or, move back to the noisy place you came from.

Respecting people is a valued trait.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

President Ruto left Gusii residents puzzled after relaunching a stalled road project he first launched in 2018 while serving as Deputy President. Eight years later, now as President, he returned to relaunch the same road again, this time from a different section.

#InSixMonths
#GalleryOfRutosLies

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

I am deeply saddened by the reports of yet another fire ravaging stalls at Gikomba Market this morning, leaving traders counting losses as their goods go up in flames. My heart goes out to every hardworking Kenyan whose livelihood has been wiped out overnight. No family should have to repeatedly rebuild from ashes while questions about safety, accountability and lasting solutions remain unanswered.

Leaders and relevant agencies must move beyond promises to concrete action. We must pursue proper market planning, real fire safety infrastructure and transparent investigations into these recurring infernos that keep targeting one of Nairobi’s most important economic hubs. Today, we stand in solidarity with Gikomba traders and commit to amplifying their cry for justice, compensation and meaningful reform so that never again finally means something.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

The Ruto government yesterday released AI-generated images of what it expects JKIA to look like after the planned expansion.

The CS also spoke about expanding terminals and increasing passenger capacity. That's fine.

But after looking at the images, one thing immediately stood out to me:

Where is the second runway?

I know some people will disagree with me.

But Kenya risks building a bigger airport without building a better airport.

Everyone is focused on the beautiful terminals.

I'm focused on what actually makes an airport competitive.

Runways.
A terminal handles passengers.
A runway handles planes.

The expanded terminal could handle 20 million+ passengers. JKIA handled about 8.8 million last year.

The future bottleneck won't be the terminal.

It will be aircraft movements.

One runway means:
- Delays as traffic grows
- Disruptions during maintenance
- Greater risk if an incident shuts it down
- Limits on future growth

Addis. Doha. Dubai.
None became an aviation giants because of beautiful terminals alone.

They invested in runway capacity.
If Kenya is serious about making JKIA a world-class hub over the next 30 years, a second parallel runway isn't a luxury. It's the foundation.

[Eric @amerix]

The west condemns polygamy but praise homosexuality.

They give homosexuality good names like 'love wins', 'freedoms' , 'rainbow love'.

They give polygamy bad names like 'cheating', 'infidelity', 'unfaithfulness' and 'dishonesty'

What a paradoxical view of human existence.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 BREAKING: Bloomberg has reportedly published the full MOU, and it ends the war "on ALL FRONTS."

The 12 points:

-Tehran, Washington, and their allies declare an immediate and final end to the war on ALL FRONTS.

-All sides pledge no hostile action and to refrain from threats.

-Both pledge to reach a final agreement within 60 days, extendable.

-The U.S. lifts the naval blockade on Iran immediately upon signing.

-The U.S. pledges to withdraw its forces from the region within 30 days of the final agreement.

-Iran works to resume ship movement within 30 days, including removing obstacles.

-Washington will help rehabilitate and develop Iran's economy with regional partners, and end sanctions on an agreed timeline.

-Iran reiterates it will NEVER produce nuclear weapons, with the fate of enriched material deferred to the final deal.

-Both maintain the status quo until then: Iran keeps its current nuclear program, the U.S. adds no sanctions or forces.

-Washington exempts Iranian oil and related banking from sanctions.

-Washington releases frozen Iranian funds, with final negotiations beginning once implementation guarantees are met.

-The final agreement is locked in by a binding UN Security Council resolution.

The two words that just detonated in Jerusalem sit in point one: "all fronts."

Source: Bloomberg / Writer: Daniel

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Spain against Cabo Verde

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇳🇱 The Netherlands has entered the World Cup chat and HOLY MOLY.

Nobody does a road march like The Dutch.

Writer: Daniel

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

It worked on the boomers but it won’t work on us.

IDGAF what people call me or what they think about me.

I’m going to stand up and speak out. Take those labels and shove them where the sun don’t shine.