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Neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

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Here am I. Send me.

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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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How else are they going to learn?

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Apparently showing small people how to throw a bottle rocket once it’s lit is frowned upon

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@RealJamesWoods The Hard Way is such a great movie.

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@BudLightSadness

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@HansFiene This is supposed to be a free country…

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@liturgyabbie @timrwild

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@timrwild @liturgyabbie I’m 5’8”… which basically translates to 6”

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@MrsDrPublius Whoa! I have not!

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Fantastic

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Once again, a perk of following me on Twitter is that you get early access to the latest @LutheranSatire videos:

Here's Donall and Conall and Dawkins 3: One God Further

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Wait, they think that playing the “Imperial March” is an insult??

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Liberals are now HARASSING National Guard troops in Washington DC.

We really can’t coexist with these people.

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@MDTTAC This looks pretty awesome.

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@HansFiene 🤣🤣🤣

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@PastorBowman “We” are not…

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@BrassKickerLLC

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@LutheranAnswers That was beautiful. Thank you.

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@ZeekArkham @some_jobsite My brother in Christ, keep doing what you are doing!

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@BuzzPatterson @oliverhenry He needs to come to Dahlonega, Georgia.