Not Luther Burden

Parody #DaBears First Lieutenant Luther Burden III of the Chicago Bear Army

[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

Dearest Father,

Six times our commanders sent dispatches my way at Green Bay. Four I secured, taking 47 paces of ground. The other two, I fear, are still somewhere over Wisconsin.

The battle was lost, 31 to 7. I write by candlelight and ask that you pray for our signal corps.

Your son,

First Lieutenant Luther Burden III

[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

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[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

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[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

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[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

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[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

Dearest Father,

I regret to report that I have suffered an unfortunate injury to the groin preparing for battle.

I have been ordered to remain in camp whilst the army makes ready for the coming campaign. Fear not, for I shall be fully restored when the time comes to march upon the battlefield.

Your son,

First Lieutenant Luther Burden III

[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

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[Not Luther Burden @Luthersburdenz]

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Mother—

I write to you in the midst of battle.

The comrades have donned me as "Him".

Godspeed.
—JF

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