John Wood

Give me a moment please.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[John Wood @Luxsdad]

@NoContextHumans Never fart in an elevator.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

@ElonMuskAOC Clap on strap on

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

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[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

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[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Perfect

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Each year, lawmakers and defense lobbyists play the same game, pouring hundreds of billions into the Pentagon without scrutinizing every dollar—and it's taxpayers who lose.

Today, I invited witnesses to play JeoparDoD, to win oversight for the American people.

[Frogwares @Frogwares]

The russian invaders in Ukraine blew up the Kakhovka Dam. This is terrorism, ecocide, and just pure evil.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

@ReverendSteve 🤘🤘

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

"The pussy finally grabbed back" 😂

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

Trump is found Guilty & I’m celebrating!!
https://t.co/JxdXBibI3h

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

If only

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Nobody uses actual words anymore and it's fucking frustrating.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

@waltermasterson Seems pretty likely to be both.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Pretty sure Wayne's World was the first YouTube channel.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

It's honestly incredible how many people survive their 20s

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

@DavidCo56796426 @emberw0lf ............................................ Huh?

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Rupert Murdoch's eyes can't seem to meet up on the same floor.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

#HelloTomorrow! Is exactly how I imagine the world of #Fallout before the bombs dropped.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Car commercials sell you cars by showcasing everything that nobody does and it works.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

I'm sorry but you should not need to be trained on how to not beat someone to death.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Just... Do better.

[John Wood @Luxsdad]

Things are not fire