Dave

I'll accept with poise, with grace, when they draw my name from the lottery, and they'll say 'all the salt in the world couldn't melt that ice.'

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

Any crowd that chants Seven Nation Army doesn't deserve to win.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@TwoDots Connecting my account to my Apple ID reset my daily login streak. It would have been really nice to be warned that this would happen before I did it. Any way to get it back?

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

"Both teams making use of their deeper benches to throw ... "
Well said, @UberShouts. #OWL2023

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

Parks and Wreck in Indy.

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Another surprise in Indianapolis: #Colts interim coach Jeff Saturday is expected to have 30-year-old pass game specialist/assistant quarterbacks coach Parks Frazier serve as the offensive play-caller starting Sunday against the #Raiders, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@windrune Just got my Nykthos playmat. Holy crap it is absolutely gorgeous and I love it!

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@maro254 Bring back Rabiah!

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@kxngjames30 @HolderStephen It's a screen, if you throw it at Hines' feet it's considered a receiver in the area.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

The Colts need to spend the next three weeks teaching Carson Wentz how to throw the fucking ball away.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

This is like watching the Torrey Smith era Ravens offense.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@minakimes "So long and thanks for all the fish"

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@JayVeeThree looks painful

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

I'm extremely excited to find out whether Picard lampshades John DeLancie being 30 years older or if they play Old Q completely straight like Fat Data and just ignore it.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@Shake1n1bake @KWholesaler Apparently "I'm Chinese and I use a wok" is identity performance now, I'll make a note.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@Schultz975 pictures taken before disaster

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

Just tried calling 211 to see if the phone would work any better than MassVax. Spoiler: It doesn't.

Tried calling. "Your current wait time is: 'Sorry, an error occurred. Try your call again.'" <Disconnected.>

Absolutely incredible work you're doing, @MassGovernor

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@JamesSACorey That's an even worse place to be than a bomb ship.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@Shake1n1bake There's a comma splice in your sacking notice. Please sack those responsible for sacking those who have just been sacked.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@55TbirdChick @SenSanders A Big Mac in Denmark costs 30 cents more than in the U.S.

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@JayVeeThree The good news is I haven't heard a thing about Watson to the Colts so that means it's happening, right?

[Dave @Lvl9LightSpell]

@PatrickClaybon @greggrosenthal Tyreek Hill and Mecole Hardman are far worse than Draymond ever was.