Lydia Bartlett

I’m a sit down comedian. Views = my own Lyanbabble!

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@innocent And for the Gen Z ones with the lid missing… ‘No cap’🧢

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

My 5 followers and I getting ready for #RIPTwitter

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Social media managers currently using Twitter…

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#NickCannon has just been cast to star in this upcoming movie remake…

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@CMIContent if I’m in Australia and want to attend #CMWorld virtually, can I view the recordings on demand rather that at the prescribed Eastern Times? I value my sleep too.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@markgibbo You can more easily download your international vax cert from the Medicare app straight to your wallet and have been able to do for months.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@HubSpot That it’s about helping people buy, rather than selling. Don’t sell a vacuum cleaner, help them see that they have a dust problem and that you’re the authority to help them solve it when they’re ready. #contentmarketing

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

“Are you still watching?”

Does anyone actually select “no” because that would mean you’re still watching.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

How has it taken me 18 years to realise the irony that I worked in a clothes store called ‘Pilot’ in Gatwick Airport. I WORKED IN A PILOT, IN AN AIRPORT! 🤯 @pilotfashion

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@TexanMeg I also thing it’s hugely unjust to essentially get the social networks to pay the news media compensation for not evolving their business model. It’s like Henry Ford having to pay horse and cart owners because they didn’t keep up.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@TexanMeg I agree, this is a very arrogant move that’s going to backfire and have the opposite intended effect.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

3:20: Ugh stupid google calendar notification, I still got 10 minutes

3:27: Ugh, I could call in now but I'd be early

3:28: Still too early. I don't want to just sit there.

3:29: I'll dial in like 30 seconds

3:40: Oh fuck

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@My_idiot_client It’s “share of spend” being a bs metric of success, for me.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@JetteAnni @CMIContent University FTW!

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@Real_BJScott @TexanMeg Christian Hull making us all guess paint colours.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

It’s comes in petite Quokka size too.

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@YorkshireTea Definitely a dunking don’t!

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@nexusreject @beccamagnus @LisforLia Are you blind baking?!

[Lydia Bartlett @Lyanba]

@LisforLia You should not vaccinate your children with pastry! 😡 Pastry calcifies your brain and gives you cancer! I have researched this extensively to pHD level by consulting my magic 8 ball.

[Minh Ngo @minhtngo]

Just a friendly reminder that April Fools Day is canceled.

Nobody is in the mood. We've been punked enough this year.