Lycieae

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Some fuckin twink with a sword just broke into my fortress and stole my source of ultimate power fuck my stupid chud villain life

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

tying my penis in a knot before a bar fight

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[Witch @witchwounds]

>friend joins vc
>"if i was pregnant and you were my little fetoid i would birth you even though i really like getting abortions"
>friend leaves vc

did i say something weird

[turbomander @turbomander]

when she invites you over to her sex dungeon and the sex dragon is there too

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The king told me a dragon keeps eating his knights, so I asked how many knights he has, and he said he just goes down to the local garrison and gets a new knight afterwards. So I said it sounds like he’s just feeding knights to the dragon and then the princess started crying.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Walking through the feywilds with one of these bad boys and just swatting every pixie I see

[HMS Daunted @Biscuit_Anubis]

@turbomander *Scoffs and lectures you for allowing such an obvious traitor into our midst as my trusted vizier Mac A. Velli poisons my goblet, unobserved*

[turbomander @turbomander]

everyone please welcome my newest advisor, sir arthur b. trayal of backstabber island, to the court. he will serve as the royal spymaster and keeper of all my secrets

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Getting stunned near Symmetra turrets feels like getting eaten alive by termites

[Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛 @ChurchOfMoons]

Call of Duty fans used to call Halo "gaylo" and Halo fans used to make fun of COD for getting worse every year and Star Wars fans used to call Star Trek lame while Trekkies called Star Wars slop and now both sides of both just mourn the Century of Humiliation for all four

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

if the pussy doesn’t have roguelike elements I’m not coming

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey so just a heads up this is a “stand your ground” wizard tower. we don’t call no city guard here and i will not hesitate to blow your shit smoove off

[taryn @tarynewyss]

waitress brought me my food and said “you have a very handsome date”

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I stuck my dick in a gelatinous cube and it melted my shit clean off

[rune sword @runesword1]

aww babe, don’t cry :(

maybe torture the homunculus for a while? you love that haha