کماليه

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[کماليه @Lyeahh]

Biar kawan tak ramai tapi yang ada tu, berkualiti. Jadinya, kita pun rasa nak baiki diri jadi kawan yang berkualiti jugak untuk diorang ♥️

[RA @faizalabdhalim_]

So bila aku fikir apa anju cakap ni betul pada aku. Never prioritize your friend more than your parents and your family because they dont even care pun.

Tak macam family, duit 20 sen tu walaupun tu je mak ayah kita ada tapi dia bagi semua kat kita sebab? Dia sayang kat kita.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Working 8–9 hours a day and then going home to about 3-4 hours to yourself, which includes getting ready for the next day, is not living, to be very honest.

[ღ @stfnigg]

i get scared when things go well for me.

[__earth @__earth]

Yang menderita adalah doktor kerajaan bergaji murah tapi kerja tungkus lumus tanpa tidur

Polis trafik bergaji rendah bekerja semasa hujan lebat

Rakyat yang memerlukan lebih bantuan

Murid yang belajar di sekolah usang

Semua kerana duit rakyat disapu semasa ruang fiskal sempit

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

If vaccines are a “scam” then go all in

No rabies shots for pets. No polio. No measles. No tetanus. No travel vaccines.
Heading to a malaria zone? That’s on you.

Let’s see how long “freedom” lasts when preventable diseases come roaring back.

And a reminder: once rabies symptoms start, it’s almost always fatal.

Science isn’t the problem.
Anti-science is. #maga #vaccines #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #rfkjr

[JOHO @johobaru]

Lorong tikus JB dah kena cover untuk pangsapuri servis.

Untuk yg membesar di JB ni, laluan ni pernah jadi jalan pintas dari WAF ke Jalan Trus.

Yang masuk JB utk ‘transformasi’ bando JB ni dan bawa masuk org luar ke JB, jangan lupa senibina, susur2 dan cerita asal Johor Bahru.

Kalau semuanya ‘roboh’ dan buat baru. Johor Bahru dan tak ‘special’

Dulu Johor Bahru lebih ‘advance’ dari bandar lain di Malaysia.

KotaJail siap 1883 dan Pudu Jail 1895 selepas tu.

Hargai warisan kita 😊

[Dr Nimelesh @HausofHilton]

Patutlah kebelakangan ni banyak phone call panggilan senyap

[Eyisha Zyer @eyishazyer]

Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?"

ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health."

Me: "Awesome"

# eats berries .... 60 minutes later

Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous."

ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly poisonous. Would you like me to list 10 other poisonous foods?"

And this, folks, is the current state of AI reliability.

[Gail 🦩 @nonsothegirlx]

“X (formerly Twitter)”

You mean Twitter (currently X)?

[BERNAMA @bernamadotcom]

Deligasi dan media Timor Leste tidak dapat menahan sebak apabila Perdana Menteri yang juga Pengerusi ASEAN 2025, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim mengumumkan secara rasmi menjadi anggota ke-11 ASEAN.

📸 Amirul Sajadi | BERNAMA

#BernamaNews
#VideoBernama
#ASEANxBernama
#ASEAN2025

[کماليه @Lyeahh]

Sakitnya tu, macam ditikam tau. Pedih. Ngilu.

In the end, we only have ourself to soothe our feelings and emotions.

[Nazri Ishak 🇲🇾 @techsupremo]

Seriously kalau nak buat some change, sepakat ramai2 48 jam turn off smartphone, turn off social media. That’ll fuck up their advertising algorithm. Satu Malaysia buat. All 25.1 million social media users. 48jam. Serentak.

[Aisya Zainal @AisyaZainal]

I just go to Petronas and choose “Full tank” on Setel and let whatever happens happen 😭

[OH! MEDIA @ohtweet]

Pelawak yang selalu menghiburkan kita sejak kecil dulu. Semoga cepat sihat Uncle Sathiya!

[کماليه @Lyeahh]

"Tak siap, tak boleh balik."

[Dr Nimelesh @HausofHilton]

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day.

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

Ikea Malaysia has officially received halal certification from Jakim for all its restaurants, cafés, and bistros nationwide.

The certification formalises nearly 30 years of halal practices, giving customers added confidence, said country retail director Malcolm Pruys.

[Zamir Mohyedin @zamirmohyedin]

Nama lelaki pun ada jugak. Cuma pernah semua taufan ini guna nama perempuan saja masa pertengahan kurun ke-20 sebab US yg buat peraturan begitu.

Antara sebabnya, memang nama feminin biasa digunakan dalam dunia maritim. Macam kapal misalnya depa panggil "she" instead of "he".

Kalau ribut atau ombak, akan guna istilah "she angry" sebab "mother nature".

Dan kadang sebab seksis juga, stereotaip perempuan cepat emosi dikaitkan dengan ribut.

[nicko @nickoseptianpa1]

😭