Lyn Belzer

Stand-up Medievalist. White Lady Meat Shield. Liberal Catholic. She/her, but singular they forever.

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

Oh, honey, no.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

A defiant Lara Trump: “We don’t give a damn about a letter from Non-American Celine Dion. I’ll sing the song myself. No one can stop this Titanic.”

[Uppity Black Faerie Gothmother of Metal 🎃 @FountainPenDiva]

#mouthypolitics101

I couldn't watch President Biden's speech on MSNBC or CNN because every single smug face singing his praises were many of the same who threw him under the bus after one lousy debate, in which the Orange Shitgibbon lied every time he opened his mouth.

[🪷JayJay🪷 @jayjay827]

Never forget what he started with, and this is just want we could see.

The public betrayal and humiliation they subjected him to was vile.
#WeLoveJoeBiden

[Trust Black women *We tried to tell you* @NicolasEdny]

Black women have every right to not trust u.

We have been carrying the load on our own for 250 years and we are hella tired.

Show me ur exit poll numbers in November.
I better see 63%.
Black women will show you 98%!

Until then, do the damn work & stop crying in my mentions.

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

@FountainPenDiva Fuuuuuck. <heavy sigh> <hang head> Get me an address and I'll go pick her up....

[Uppity Black Faerie Gothmother of Metal 🎃 @FountainPenDiva]

#mouthypolitics101

When people say stuff like "the Democrats finally got some guts," I just shake my head.

These are people who don't follow politics and it shows.

Rep. Maxine Waters loudly called out the Orange Shitgibbon from Day One of his fucked up tenure.

Rep. Jasmine

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

@FountainPenDiva Sealioning sons of bitches.

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

He gave at the office.

[Sarah Daniel @Sdansarah]

@Needle_of_Arya Nancy Pelosi did a lot of good. But it's beginning to look like she is one of those women who while striving to succeed as a woman, still believes in the dog-eat-dog patriarchal dominance structure. ("If you're not the lead dog ...") That is on its way out. We won't go back.

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

@FountainPenDiva Ooh. That'd be an AWESOME interview.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Here’s the whole thing. What I said tonight was a muted version of what I was actually feeling, even when I threw the script which surprised me too.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Literally the last thing I want to do is criticize the news media. I could do it every night for an hour. So when I do it, please understand that you’re hearing 1% of my complaints.

Follow Professor Jay Rosen for consistent, wise media criticism.

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

Team Trump doesn't use the Oxford comma. Dishonorable. Untrustworthy

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one.
I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one.
I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them.

I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I can’t think about Joe Biden without tearing up a little.

This man ran for president 5 times and lost then enthusiastically backed Obama and played the establishment number two to the greatest leader of his generation.

He wanted to run for president in 2016 but couldn’t because his son Beau died and he was too wracked with grief.

So he comes back in 2020, saves the country from Donald Trump and despite being a career centrist, proceeds to have the most pro-union, pro-working class administration in 80 years, pulls the country out of Covid, pulls us from the economic disaster of Trump into the best economy in the world.

He’s then betrayed by the media class and has to drop out because he’s too old for them. He steps down, for the good of the country, and immediately turns around and full-throatedly endorses the the first Black woman Presidential candidate finalist in U.S. history.

This man.

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis, asked if he’d accept offer to serve as vp for Harris, quips:

“Look, if they if they do the polling and it turns out that they need a 49-year-old, bald and gay Jew from Boulder, Colorado, they got my number.”

@DanaBashCNN: “😆😆. That was very funny.”

[Uppity Black Faerie Gothmother of Metal 🎃 @FountainPenDiva]

#mouthypolitics101

I'm voting for the woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry.

Kamala Devi Harris.

I said what I said.

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

@FountainPenDiva I am *hoping* this is a relief for him. But none of these mfers--especially Adam Schiff--had never better go anywhere near the WH, hat in hand, for a very long time.

[Lyn Belzer @LynBelzer]

@FountainPenDiva Colbert and Meyers in particular have broken my heart.

There's ALWAYS been something off about the PSA boys, especially regarding women's and racial issues.

And Stewart. Well, he's been nuts since he melted down on Colbert's show over the "censorship" of Dave Chappelle.