Celine ★ ꩜

23 yo
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she/her
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problem child
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martial arts enjoyer
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rookie kickboxer
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former judoka and aikidoka
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self proclaimed cinephile 🥀

[Celine ★ ꩜ @LynLovesCrows]

I miss being 8 and secretly watching Smackdown in the kitchen

[nian @nian2k]

the psychosis of being tipsy around someone you need to devour

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my subway take is that people who don’t actually ever take the subway shouldn’t be allowed on subway takes.

[Tobita Chow @tobitac]

Woke 2.0 is cool as hell

[Stewpid Cheese Cat @bihdiswrong]

My mayor MUSLIM
My bagels JEWISH
My Christian DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR

[sam ✿ dispatch & OW & dL hype @g0zdetalksz]

Fun fact lwky this is how u become turkish

[100 @yh_me2]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[Austine @theereal_one]

she was really feeling him

[crying_anabell @crying_anabell]

#oc

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Your heart is not a state secret. You are meant to declare allegiances. You are meant to have favourites. Write the letter. Miss the train. Stay up until dawn talking. You should be caught red-handed loving something, someone.

[fangsie @faaaaangs]

How Your boyfriend Looks at you When you actually Tell him to Get Professional Help and Medication when he Threatens to Kill himself instead of Saying "shhhh baby Its alright" and blowing Him:

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

Matt's upset because in 13 years he could have accused that baby of being a welfare leech

[Future Mass Grave Occupant 🫧 @beigepilled]

how your bf looks at you when you ask him to delete nudes of the girl who “broke his heart” in 2019:

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

classmate in my german program keeps referring to the TA as “alt-looking” but i’m pretty sure she just has black hair because she’s turkish

[ash @efflorscence]

now every man is going around talking about “my ex dated/cheated on me with her rapist.” this is the same shit they did with “all women have rape fantasies” and “every woman i’ve been with told me to choke her.” all they do is lie lie lie & coordinate it with each other online.

[SneakySnakeSuly @SnakeSuly]

Fascinating screenshot I just made

[Bins @hakkevakke]

Idk why people are treating this like it's some sign that zoomers are fucked because they can't be attracted to girls. He's upset because he feels like he's objectifying his friend.
The real problem is he's clearly been taught that women are either friends OR sexual objects.

[Kyle Kondik @kkondik]

This is absolutely brilliant, perhaps in ways that the artist did not intend

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.