Lyndon James Ship

Im Lyndon, I ask a lot of questions so that one day I'll have all the answers :)

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When the sound of the air freshener activating sounds like someone trying to unlock the bathroom door 🫣!

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I was trying to paste new data into my worksheet and was not able to, an error message kept coming up. But when I looked to see what had happened it turns out I had reached the end of the sheet. Who would have thought it would come to this, I have so much data I ran out of Excel!

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The glaciers are crying.

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Sorry twitter, been a while, have I missed anything?

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Twitter be like..."Look who's come crawling back"!

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What a relief to have COVID out of my system!

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I was listening to my earphones when I heard a buzzing in my ear, it might have been a bee but I thought my earphone was trying to electrocute me, now I am scared to listen to it again😅.

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Why does Mars have to be so close now it is cold and cloudy, it would be nice if it was this near in the summer when we had all those warm clear nights!

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The more I say "They" the less like a word it sounds...

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Of all the shows that got cancelled, why does "The Only Way is Essex" still have to be on air :l ?

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Why does drinking from the tap feel more refreshing than drinking from a cup🤔?

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My weight has officially exceeded 100kg and it is all muscle...honest😄!

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@AshtonJEaton I am doing some research for my PhD about the influence of sleep on health and since you are potentially one of the healthiest people in recorded history, I was wondering when you go to sleep and how long for?
Kind regards, Lyndon.

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Come on, the world wants to see Messi and Ronaldo pair up before they retire, I think it would only be right to step up to English Football League One and join Ipswich Town!

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So Linfield are out of 2020/21 Champions League before Lyon are out of 2019/20 Champions League?

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I am sure there are some things that Microsoft Word does that serve no other function than to stress out the user.

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@DLClough Do you think there is sentient life on other planets? If so do you think they are subject to the same theological narrative and moral laws that we have on Earth?

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@DdotJAY30 How much training a week do you have to do with the team and individually?

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@fearthefro95 How many hours a week do you have to train as an NBA player?

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They may as well just start the football season in December so that we will be ready for the 2022 world cup schedule when it comes round.