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[Lyndsay Myjokessuck @Lyndslemn]

My confirmation hearing:

SEN: I see you tweeted that Mitch McConell can "eat shit"?
ME: Yes. And i stand by that.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The next time someone tells you America isn’t racist or sexist, just remind them they are willing to accept treason, rape and violence from a white president but not joy and accomplishments from a Black one.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

At least when daughters come home to their Trump dads and tell them they were assualted at school or on a date, the dad can tell them "That's a presidential quality."

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)

me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

This #ElectionDay, watch @sethmeyers recount Donald Trump’s track record. #ACloserLook

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

A wise person once said:
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.”

Donald Trump is a clown. Let’s prevent the presidency from becoming his circus.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Women are the wall, and Trump will pay for it.

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

Men worrying about Kamala Harris getting her period in her 60’s and starting a war should sit all the way the fuck down when it comes to having an opinion about women’s body autonomy.

[Lyndsay Myjokessuck @Lyndslemn]

@daveopining @DougJBalloon Is it though

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s the the Biden White House misplacing an apostrophe in a transcript or Donald Trump explicitly threatening to execute Liz Cheney with a firing squad, both sides have badly soiled our national dialogue.

[Lyndsay Myjokessuck @Lyndslemn]

Ok but how does she feel about dishwashers? I guess we’ll never know.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Kamala Harris supporting universal pre-K or Donald Trump sexually assaulting a minor, both candidates have adopted provocative stances towards our nation’s young people

[Acyn @Acyn]

Meiselas: Being a man is not attacking marginalized communities. Being a man is not attacking LGBTQ communities. Being a man is not attacking or berating women. Being a man is not ripping away people’s freedoms. Being a man is not mocking people. It’s the opposite of what being a man is. That’s what pathetic people do, that’s how pathetic losers behave. I knew people like that in high school, I knew people like that in college. They were freaking losers out there. The fact that Donald Trump and this MAGA brigade of losers want to teach young boys that that’s how you’re supposed to behave—how dare you. It’s one of the most tragic things of all about this. There are so many things, but trying to teach boys that that’s how you behave? No, you don’t.

[Lyndsay Myjokessuck @Lyndslemn]

@kylegriffin1 Brother ew.

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

Sitting and standing all day are both bad, which leaves lying down as the best option, which is what I’ve been saying for years.

[Lyndsay Myjokessuck @Lyndslemn]

OK BUT NONE OF THIS IS NEW NEWS

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

“it quickly became clear that the former president has no conception of the mechanics of or the potential ramifications of the economic platform he’s running on. Bluntly, the former president was incoherent when pressed with real questions.” https://t.co/SERd2XvBAQ

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Ian Barnard @Ian_Barnard]

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