✦{LYNEY}✦

"After all, what is a magician if not an expert in stealing hearts?" Lyney, the greatest magician in Fontaine!

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

"A magician never reveals his secrets!"
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[#LYNEY, MAGICIAN OF DOUBLE ACT, #LYNEYANDLYNETTE ]
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#GIRP | #GENSHINRP

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine Why hello there warden!~

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

Helloooo helloooo? Anyone home??

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

Weugh . . . Thank you, Lynette . . .

[ SNIFFLE ]

[— LYNETTE @UmbraEnigmata]

bless you.

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

A—CHOO!!

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

[ he is walking back from the show, looking a little disheveled ]

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine [ The magician giggled and wrapped his arms around his shoulders, smirking ]

Good~ that’s what I like to hear!~
I’m sure your office has locks, yes? Why don’t we put them to use for a bit~

[𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 @FontaineCanine]

Another blisteringly humid summer day… #SeductiveSunday

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine [ he sighed and hopped up on a box, pulling him closer and whispering in his ear, a very blunt, vulgar, and impressively bold suggestion of all the things they could do ]

There! Now do you get it big guy?

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine . . . . .

[ he hops up and knocks on his head a few times ]

Is anyone home in there or am I going to have to be direct?

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine WUAGH—

I will simply gargle on it sir.

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

Aha— yes well . . . Freminet didn’t sneak seventeen whole crabs into the Chioriya Boutique . . . . . .

[ he places his hands behind his back, pouting a little ]

[— LYNETTE @UmbraEnigmata]

i didn't know that those were signed into law to be illegal.

by that logic, freminet should have been incarcerated too, yet he hasn't gone missing. how curious.

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

In the fortress!

Yes I was deep under water! In a . . . Cute little holding cell !

[𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕪 𝔸𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥 𝕆𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣 @AncientDiplomat]

...what?

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

. . .

Aha— for being the most amazing and awesome brother and magician in all of Fontaine, of course!

[— LYNETTE @UmbraEnigmata]

why?

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

!!!

Lynette! Aha—

. . . I was arrested

[— LYNETTE @UmbraEnigmata]

lyney.

what the fuck?

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

[ Yaaaaaawn!! ]

Nothing wrong with a little cat nap . . .

ZzzZzz . . .

[✦{FILICIA}✦ @MasklessDarling]

“When you sow love, joy will grow”
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[ FILICIA, THE DAUGHTER OF PANTALONE ]
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#GIRP | #GENSHINRP | #OCRP

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine [ he is trying to grin but eventually sighs and sulks ]

Yeah no I can’t talk it up the air here is so terrible for my skin I’m going to break out!

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

GOOD MORNING GOOD PEOPLE OF FONTAINE!

Apologies for my disappearance! I was in the fortress.

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine I was . . . . . . Simply enjoy the ambiance, of course!

Yes the damp rusty air does wonders on the skin aha—

[✦{LYNEY}✦ @LyneyLeMagicien]

@FontaineCanine Aha yes I was doing very secret business!
I am a master of the disappearing act, you know ;)