Lyndon Brown

Too much work, not enough Golf. Tottenham ST holder for my sins.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@_consistentgolf Paying to go into a golf tournament allows you to watch the best golfers in the world ply their trade. What makes Americans think they have the right to talk shit at the players is beyond me. Maybe comes from the people at the top.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@Underhill_Acct @TWlegion @people A faster, but shorter chase.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@4golfonline @adplacksports Christ, getting dug out by Crossfield for making shit up is an irony in itself.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@thetrainline Done, thank you. The train was from Tottenham Hale, around 20.31, last Saturday. Delayed, then delayed, then delayed, then cancelled.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@thetrainline Our train home last week was cancelled, had to get an Uber back to our starting station. How do I claim for this please ? As the journey out went on as normal I don’t appear to be able to reclaim.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@TEEITUPGOLFING @HowDidiDo The majority of Americans who were at Bethpage would be welcome, it’s the vocal minority who embarrassed themselves and their country. Try to bring more than one song and a sense of humour next time though eh ?

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@HowDidiDo Obviously silly money but the Bethpage ticket included unlimited free food and soft drinks. Does Adare ? Just interested.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@purplepenguin81 @anon_opin Nope. Depends on the artwork of the carton and the cartonner it’s packed on.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@shockandor @anon_opin All depends on the artwork of the carton and the cartonner it was packed on.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@necky_fade Still gets plenty of roll…….

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@anon_opin Morph was a playdoughphile.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@J61136098 @necky_fade @NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion A junkie who used to be really good at golf ? He’s not relevant anymore in golf terms, can’t string a coherent sentence together and is hardly the image Augusta National want to present. The drive down Magnolia Lane could be interesting though.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

Hi @easyJet. Was meant to be on 2613 LTN-HRG this morning. Scheduled 9.40am. First supposedly delayed as working on runway lights, then fog, then crew change, then took us off plane to go on another but taken to terminal. You can’t tell us this was all weather and not down to you

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@KenBrownGolf Sat behind him on the 12th tee at Wentworth. Much murmuring as he paced the tee looking for where to peg it up. Put his ball down, still people talking, had a loosener swing away from the ball, then pulled each sleeve up and gave a little cough. Pure silence.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@staffordgary @anon_opin If you have a stack of CVs, split it in half and throw one half away. Those people are unlucky and you don’t want to employ unlucky people.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@Liamcampbell808 So sorry. Such a big lump of handsomeness.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@LumpyPete @anon_opin Mines pretty much silent and costs a few pence a day.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@Oliver_Wilson @TRUElinkswear @CallawayGolfEU The ‘dent’ in the screen and the fact you’ve nailed that dent says something about your consistency.

[Lyndon Brown @LynfordB]

@GolfDigest Jack is only 50 ?