Lynne Romer White

Wine. Food. Sports. Shoes. Sunshine.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

Discussing the Olympics and Ilia Melanin

“You know what. He’s not Brian Boitano! And no one call him a god.” -@KKyW

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[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

Next time someone tells you that 3yos are cute: Tonight mine screamed in my face because I wouldnt let her drop her nightgown in the toilet while she peed.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

2.5yr old has been talking about her “coconuts” blanket for months. She doesn’t have one. I’ve been so confused. I learned today that’s how she says “polka dots.” 🤦‍♀️

@KKyW

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@tribebrowns @KKyW It’s the difference between a RB who runs for 5 yards 20 times to get to a touchdown and the guy who you can rely on to break free and run it from end zone to end zone. I know who I want on my team.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

“No throwing lightsabers in the dishwasher!!!” -parenting a 2 yo

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

“I mean it kind of is right? It’s just the same chunky cheesy soup.” -@KKyW

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

“Is cottage cheese just poor man’s burrata?” -@KKyW

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

Am I the only one who saw #Wicked and thought the sound mixing was terrible? Like the singing/music wasn’t nearly loud enough. Was it just my theatre?

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@KKyW in traffic: “Fucking…ahhh!”
3yo: “Fucking!!”
Me: “No. That’s a Mommy and Daddy word.”
3yo crying and screaming: “No!! I wanna say fucking!!!!”

We’re doing a great job. 🤦‍♀️

[Louisville Football @LouisvilleFB]

Welcome to The Ville, @MarkRedman20 😮‍💨

📺 @accnetwork

#GoCards

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@tribebrowns @BowTiedOctopod @BowTiedWineGuy Agreed.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

Paid for gift wrapping at @Anthropologie and they wrapped it in a bunch of shipping bags. Decided to rewrap it for the bridal shower I was going to. It was like trying to rip off heavy duty garbage bags. Embarrassing.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@tribebrowns Sooooo many boxes. At least with wine/liquor they were all clean and mostly the same size.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@tribebrowns Agreed. Too bad it only lasts 1 episode.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@tribebrowns Is the 4th hobby watching professionals do the hobby?

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@tribebrowns Good to know what you’re thinking about at 3am

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

Who decides that mint and shamrocks are the same thing?

The number of mint flavored whiskey cocktails for St Pattys day specials is gross.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@KKyW and I are babysitting @yellowhelen’s 3 kids this weekend.

I’d like to apologize to @NorthShoreOH and @dougieandthenan for all the times they had to yell at us cousins to go to sleep.

Karma is a bitch.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

@KKyW and I just got told to use our inside voices.

[Lynne Romer White @Lynneabelle]

3 year old: “Jesus! Jesus!”

No, we’re not teaching him about the real meaning of Christmas. He’s repeating after me watching the Browns.