Lynz

[Cards Nation @CardsNation13]

A week from now Cardinals baseball will be back at Busch Stadium.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Albert's back & we scored 2⃣9⃣ runs

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

me : “how can I thaw out chicken really fast?”
@jessieclearw : “throw it in the microwave”

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

Im kept up at night by the fact that I called domino’s and they answered with “hello this is taco bell how can I help you”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

due respect to myself but being this short is kind of suspicious like where’s the rest of me?

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

its been more of an april fools type of week with all the jokes life is playing on me

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

@louren_marie But seriously

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

covid doesn’t exist anymore, ikes has their chalk back out

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

I’m seeing all these cute pictures in the snow and I’m just thinking how, simply because my 4’11 self cannot leave my house unless I never wanna find it again

[jessie @jessieclearw]

appreciation post going out to the FBI agent in my phone for not showing me that many sappy valentine’s posts this year... you’re a real one

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

I think a lot about the time I thought I was saving a dog in a storm and I actually ended up taking it from its own front yard

[Judas Crysler @slime2187]

“It’s actually pronounced ‘fee’”

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

@louren_marie a tweet specified for me

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

putting a petition out to get potato twisters back at applebees

[jessie @jessieclearw]

my mental health has only gone down ever since the charleston pizza hut closed :(

[Lynz @Lynnzz_]

@jessieclearw DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED