ActualJonMessLyrics

These are actual lyrics that Jon Mess, from Dance Gavin Dance, wrote

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"I couldn't wait to tap into the brain of my cat and let him know he's my widdle baby meow meow boo"

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:E

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"The stories old, the butthole full of cancer spreading meat"

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"A fabulous rape in the taint"

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"Kangaroo cracks its dick in half"

[ActualJonMessLyrics @LyricsMess]

"I couldn't wait to tap into the brain of my cat and let him know he's my widdle baby meow meow boo"

[ActualJonMessLyrics @LyricsMess]

"I am a million fucking bucks
I am a thousand fucking fucks
Your bitch is dead
She was hit by a truck
What the fuck"

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"Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie tv party pee in the park"

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"You're sitting on a dildo pile that's why your ass hurts"

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It’s so relieving to show my ray,
Beam of belief in identity
It’s not deceiving to be this way
I came to show you my sack

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"I got acid that I gargle for a fresh brain stump"

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"Fuck your ass

I don't want your cereal

You can get your wig split back

I'll be the same ol' G"

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"Accept fresh fresh can of broccoli

I can hate you if you are gawking

Unless fresh fresh can of broc"