Alyssa Jacobsen

Always give love the upper hand. she/her

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

“Being significant, and doing things outside of and bigger than yourself. That’s always been you, Lyss.”

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

@JackTriceMafia Sorry. I watched him walk through backstage in that get up. Could’ve told his wardrobe guy to pick a different shirt from the rack (including an I ❤️Ames shirt), but decided not to 🤭 go Hawks!

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

Post Malone showing up to his own show at JACK TRICE STADIUM in a UIowa shirt is the most little brother thing to ever happen on this campus im crying 😭 Go Hawks!!

[mirthhhh | fan account @mirthhh_]

Shunned by big studios, multiple anti-MJ articles during release week, review-bombed by critics, a massive Netflix hit piece, and ‘MICHAEL’ still hit $1 BILLION. No other biopic could've achieved this.

Oh, Michael. They still can't beat you, can they? 😌

[Michael @michaelmovie]

1 legend. 1 story. $1 billion at the box office. 

To every fan who bought a ticket, sang along, dressed up, and returned to the big screen again and again: thank you. This milestone belongs to you. #MichaelMovie

[𝔠𝔞𝔪 🌸 @bambifiedmj]

MICHAEL now becomes the FIRST and ONLY biopic in history to gross $1 BILLION at the global box office!

fuck film critics
fuck netflix
fuck sony
fuck oprah
fuck conrad murray
fuck every single accuser/guilter

"see you in July"

greatest of all time 👑

[dom’s off the wall ✿ @mjscharmed]

netflix lied, rotten tomatoes tried, MICHAEL IN FIVEEEE BITCHHHH

[ֶֶָָ֢֢ @archngelmichael]

FUCK OPRAH
FUCK SONY
FUCK BASHIR
FUCK VARIETY
FUCK ROLLING STONE
FUCK FILMTWT
FUCK BRANCA
FUCK TABLOIDS
FUCK CONRAD MURRAY
FUCK MOTTOLA
FUCK ARNOLD KLEIN
FUCK EVAN CHANDLER
FUCK JANET ARVIZO
FUCK DIANA ROSS
FUCK WADE ROBSON

KISS THE GLOVE
YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

That’s MY $1 BILLION KING!!!

[nevercansaygoodbyeholic @ilovetotour5]

FUCK @Variety FUCK @RollingStone FUCK @netflix AND FUCK THE CRITICS FIRST BIOPIC TO REACH $1 BILLION WHERE Y’ALL AT NOW DON’T RUN

[susan @sansanray]

"See you in July"

Your tour was supposed to start tomorrow, 17 years ago.

Today, you made history for being the first biopic to ever reach $1B.

You made it to July, Michael. We did it 🥹

[ؘ @benfyp]

oppenheimer & bohemian rhapsody spent over 5 months in theaters and NEITHER reached $1 billion at the box office while michael needed just 2 months to get there. see what happens when you're the greatest of all-time

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪💫 | MJ fan @iamveronica777]

MJ was supposed to make his comeback on July 13th. Today his biopic reached $1 BILLION. The universe found a way to keep his promise when he said, “See you in July” 🤍

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

@pytgirlscoded I’m hypnotized

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

@jacksonsmine We aren’t!!! I’ve never wanted anyone more!!!

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

So much of my life has been grief, and that sucks.

I’m now at the stage where I can’t believe I have to live the rest of my life without JoAnn.

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

Just one of those days where I have to remember that comparing myself will only steal my joy. Bleh.

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

“Oh my god they suck! They don’t know how to win!” - Jake the moment Oklahoma took the CWS championship and proceeded to walk their dog pile to the third base line 😂😂😂

[Alyssa Jacobsen @LyssExplainsIt]

@rachellacroixs Kind of if you want to understand the current dynamic of the group