Life fucking loves you. Things work out for you. Doors open for you. Money comes to you. Love finds you. People remember you. Opportunities want you. You keep getting lucky in ways that make you laugh because of course it worked out for you again.
Of course it did. It always does. It always has.
Y’all remember in season three of American horror story when Madison got gang raped and she waited until all of them were in the same car and used her powers of telekinesis to flip the goddamn car and kill everyone inside until they exploded into literal pieces? Awesome.
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4