Goth Candy

I have so many drafted tweets but I’m too nervous to send em

[Alaska Thunderfuck @Alaska5000]

Thank you for having me @VictoriasSecret ❣️

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

petplay except you euthanize me

[Goth Candy @alliyater]

Hate having super dim lights on my car until I’m driving behind a fellow dim lighted car. And I can feel they appreciate being able to still see even though I’m behind them:3

[erika souza @bxrbiekitty]

sou tão azarada que se eu fosse tentar um menage era isso que iria acontecer:

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

When men refuse to give women leg hair or armpit hair in survival movies but they add a 10 minute graphic rape scene for "realism"

[🕸 𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖔 𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 🕸 @cashsiphoner]

grown men in BDSM refusing to communicate properly, use safe words, discuss scenes, work out kinks (pun intended) etc… yikes. some of these subs need to have the basics drilled into their thick skulls before ever attempting to play. it’s not acceptable to behave this way.

[Goth Candy @alliyater]

@Lyssticles Get a McFlurry and I’ll meet you there bbg lol

[Goth Candy @alliyater]

When I was in 7th grade my sister had senior friends and you can’t convince me they werent friends with her for me. I was cool as fuck man. Lyssa. I miss you.

[lil ween @weenie7777]

they’re not just porn bots. they’re my friends.

[thegirl @lailith_]

como me siento posteando cosas con 0 seguidores

[Goth Candy @alliyater]

If I can read your mind. With consent of course. I would.

[𖹭 gioia 𖹭 @twazzzzzens]

this video still fmu 😭

[marco!! i miss sunny @normallyoaks]

girlfriEND
boyfriEND
you know what doesn’t end…

uncle pussy
share if you cried

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

small accounts tweeting:

[gayle 🌈 @hoblush]

this is 100% the scariest thing kori has ever done

[Diorthyst ꕤ @slaymil]

Mr. Information when he found out that people were spreading Ms. Information

[Goth Candy @alliyater]

Complimented a girls nails at work and her bf goes “fyi they are press ons” in this “gotcha” kinda tone. I’m going to fucking kill you sir.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

If you learn to separate da art from da artist, you get to hate on Ed Sheeran twice!

[MKUltra Victim @MKUL7R4V1C71M]

Why does everyone on this website direct all their questions towards this guy? He died like 70 years ago ffs