Alyssa

Small Business Owner ~ Hockey Addict ~ Bad At Jokes

[Alyssa @Lyssyliss]

These are my children. Neither one is very smart, but hey, look how cute they are.
#CatsOfTwitter

[Dirtbag Economist @DirtbagEconomi1]

Ok Matt. I hear you want to stop unwanted pregnancy at the source. So tell us what laws you have in mind to regulate semen? Should it be a class 1 felony to ejaculate into another person without their written or recorded consent?

[Alyssa @Lyssyliss]

I don't know how this became a controversial opinion, but maybe someone facing indictment and NUMEROUS charges shouldn't be allowed to run for office when they're supposed to be in court?

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Meet Marty Decole “Cole” Wagner. He is the former chairman of an Alabama Anti-abortion group, “Alliance for a Pro-Life Alabama” and was until recently employed by the Alabama State Department of Education.

He always emphasized the need to protect the lives of embryos, fetuses, and children.

Wagner was just indicted last month on charges of sexual abuse of a child who was under the age of 10.

Wagner has been freed on $60,000 bond and only faces between 2 - 20 years in prison.

It's hypocrisy like this that drives me insane.

How much time in prison should this guy get?

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

I still don't think enough people talk about Jared Spurgeon is a 5'9 D-man drafted in the 6th round who just turned into one of the most dependable and quietly defensively sound players in the ENTIRE NHL while also being a Captain.

Rockstar stuff

[South Dakota Department of Propaganda @SoDakTruth]

The second coming of Christ, but nobody recognized him without blonde hair and blue eyes, so he decided to dip out and enjoy his visit this time around.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Yup.

[Alyssa @Lyssyliss]

In a disgusting world, live for the little things.

[Alyssa @Lyssyliss]

Abortions prevent abuse and neglect from parents who never wanted kids in the first place. Often, if they're surrendered, that means more children supported by the state in the complex, even dangerous foster care system.

But yeah, act like you care about kids.

[Brian Sims 🌈 @BrianSimsPA]

TEST! The Bible belongs in church, not in schools. The minimum wage should be $30 an hour. Representation in government is for all people, not just white people. Teachers should be paid much more. Clean air & water is a human right. So is food. Trans women are women.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

“Nobody wants to work anymore”

The people’s minimum wage:
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25

It’s not a labor shortage. It’s a living wage shortage.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

most normal people don’t base their entire personality on who they vote for once every four years

[Alyssa @Lyssyliss]

I love this. Things more people regret compared to gender-affirming healthcare.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i found this really interesting

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

If you work really hard you too can someday help further enrich billionaires