lil morg

i'm just the bitch who makes the biscuits

[randy"the world famous nicholas cage madonna"MLIS @geyngar]

canceling plans is ok. asking “am i original?” is ok. asking “am i the only one?” is ok. asking “am i sexual?” is ok. do everything you need. you better rock your body now.

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

are you ready for me to read the wikipedia article about competing films antz and a bugs life out loud to you in bed babe

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

*logging in to FarmVille* it’s crazy that we let criminals run this country

[tina @tinabuttajelly]

I need to buy something stupid right now or I’m going to freak out

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

louder for the people in the back!!!!!!!

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

Oh shit :’)

[tina @tinabuttajelly]

Young drunk and havin fun

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

the willy has never been chillier

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

CORRECTION: the second response is inaccurate and should instead say “another day in paradise”

[✌️૮ • ﻌ - ა @solardivulger]

when ppl ask how i'm doing at work

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@knoxmulder @erica_rosie LMAO FUCK!!!!

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

honestly makes me want to have sexual intercourse. those are my thoughts

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

Almost 200 years of progress since the first pictures of our solar system, Thoughts? 💭

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

foghorn leghorn. decades ago, we accepted that as a name.

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@NotYourName I was not sure I liked it until someone was like “oh that’s like… a dark comedy right?” And then I was like “oh… was it???” I’m notorious for my pop culture / entertainment ignorance 🙃 but reframing it that way helped me think of it more positively? Idk man.

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@WFLA can’t help wondering who has nothing better to do than give a shit about this or why paid journalistic labor was wasted on it?? no one gives a shit about Lady Hemorrhoid and her exorbitant wardrobe allowance that comes at
Florida taxpayers’ expense lmaooo

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

nevertheless, she perished

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@TaylorKigar do it coward ;’(

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@ANGOCTANE I just sent u one lil naughty ass

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

when I was a kid we watched scrambled porn on the spice channel. we waited w bated breath for a green or purple titty to poke thru the distorted screen, praying our parents wouldnt catch us. now you can just fuck robots like nothing

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

there are no more diners drive ins and dives. now is the time of corners caves and caverns

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@corn_emojis look I gave it back within like, seven days of it being placed in my possession!!!!! I didn’t even want it!!!

[lil morg @M0NGTR0N]

@corn_emojis I hope this means what I think it means