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manic pixie bird person

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i'm....months old
i have.....teeth

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blowing the dust off my twitter just to tell panera that their breakfast sandwich hurt my feelings, hi hello

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@rxckrxdxscxlvxs a baby! a mere child!

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@realDonaldTrump y u suckin toes bro

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@glamtaro @ArbysCares Thank you for ur support in this harrowing times

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@Arbys @Arbys pls help you made me eat raw bird):

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@Arbys Bro why are you trying to kill me i thought we were chill );

[Elonposting Daily @BradTroemel]

I think I speak for everyone in the creative community when I say that greedy writers' profits aren't worth as much as the joy superheroes bring to people all over the world. So WGA, end your strike now and give the MCU back to its rightful owners: the fans. #enduniongreed

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

He should have listened

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i wanna ride the euthanasia rollercoaster

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@nwithan8 @jimgrimes Okay Unidan

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does anyone else over, say, 25, get really depressed when they think about the old internet

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@rionetc_ yes of course absolutely

[randy"the world famous nicholas cage madonna"MLIS @geyngar]

beans in chili is valid and if you get a texas-sized attitude about it i’ll take a dump in your ten gallon hat

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

my girlfriend preparing me for burial after 1 hit of marijuana

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

[randy"the world famous nicholas cage madonna"MLIS @geyngar]

@M0NGTR0N @erica_rosie it’s time

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

if i dont have three close friends that get lunch with me every week in my 30s like i live in some stupid little sitcom then i’m going to kill myself

[randy"the world famous nicholas cage madonna"MLIS @geyngar]

@coloradoclitter psyops

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Me after getting kicked out of the Adult Ghost Tour:

[randy"the world famous nicholas cage madonna"MLIS @geyngar]

my favorite kate bush song

[Ok @Ok89220682]

Lets make a deal with wane Brady