Perc Dealer

certified FDA Perc specialist, economist and dealer.

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

Anyone going to or from #Seattle stadium for the #worldcup2026 coming to or through #Portland, Oregon on a road trip should swing by Goon Burger in Vancouver, #Washington come have an authentic #PNW Beer and Burger

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@denzelcurry Did you use a studio band like in PIG FEET?

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@BattlefieldComm yo when im in a game in 2042 I have the alternate controller buttons selected and cannot change my ammunition on the m5a3

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

The first and last time I played football was during a snow storm and on my walk to the park I read a Wikihow on how to play football, I still don’t know how that shit works and that was 8 years ago

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@mountaindew can y’all make variety packs in 24 ct can boxes pls and tanks

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@NyckCaution when u comin to Portland OR?

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

I’m not kidding when I say I think my wisdom teeth would’ve prevented from taking as large of a bite as I just did

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Beautiful tweet!

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

I don’t know who it is but there’s an admin in VPS that deadass thinks Isaac is spelled with two S’

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

PLANKTON

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@ClarkWaTreasury @ClarkCoWA As a citizen of this community what does this mean I kinda get it but are there more resources to find out what this means for me?

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@rickyberwick Hey Ricky ever thought about making a plush / doll of yourself. You seem like you have the sense of humor to pull something like that off idk just an idea keep being funny g

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

Went to the waterfront one time and these dudes from bum fuck oregon said they knew Vancouver WA existed but not CA which is weird cause all of f society is the other way around

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

I was riding my bike and a crack head tried to sell me his fucking tires bro

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

Just watched a customer knock back an ounce of Thai chili sauce like it was the last shot of liquor in the world

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

Ayo can y’all make a mental note? I left my sandwich under the back table

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

@redbull where did the stamped pop tab go my guys?

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

It's now clear that farts transmit CV (Google it).

The Chinese claim that pants will stop the virus (https://t.co/hUWlD6qJxU).

Ridiculous!

Pants stop the virus no more than masks do.

But I have created an N95 butt plug that releases the gas but stops the virus.

Available now

[Perc Dealer @M0PBUCK3T]

Dear twitter, who is Nancy Pelosi