Mort

The Real Mort Goldman

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

do you got bones on your phone

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

i bet mcdonalds would be great for me rn

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

just because i destroy babies when im angry you think im some kind of monster

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

i can ignore my wife like crazy

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

tomar got a wiiife tomar got a wiiife fuck you tomar

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@cloroxboss fair enough

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

my cock is huge pulsating dwarf star

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

i believe that you believe that

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@Iori_TG @JillBlackpill most brainrotted thing ive ever heard

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@BurnerDontask they should just kill you if you apply

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

i invented YOU 🫵

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

news reports coming in about The Bay Harbor Butt-Fucker reveal that hes a huge fag with a hyuger cock

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@BugsC0llector more like farts and sprayers

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@PiggySew i sound like the smartest most ethical person who ever lived

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

women are oppressed worldwide and men arent, men do most of the work in sex so its up to the receiver to determine consent and if both are drunk the man is a rapist. the rules are different for men because society favors them. if women held that same power id say the opposite

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

They really believe this

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@PiggySew do you even realize how stupid you sound right now?

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

dont turn your back on me

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

@GleamPt2 i used to be into lego star wars videogames as a kid and when i watched star wars for the first time at my aunts house i was really excited and i told her its just like the games

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

go to saudi arabia and tell the women there they have preferential treatment

[X Offender (WANGHAF) @XOffender1]

@M0rtG0ldman >"the rules are different for men because society favors them"
>The rules literally favor women.

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

wow i definitely got ratiod here but its okay cause i know im right

[Mort @M0rtG0ldman]

ps2 has no games