Monica 3LastNames

Reluctant runner. Enthusiastic eater. Tweets/opinions my own.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@offbeatorbit What’s if she forgets to other the monthly subscription fee? Will he “love” her then?

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@MHTruthUltra They lowered Doritos to $3.99 in my store. Bullying works!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“protein banana matcha oat latte” i don’t know how much longer i can do this.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@damo_sheff @Michelle71966 Bootstrap bullshit

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@Parodyjeffx lol there aren’t going to be future historians you silly goose. People can barely read anymore

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@reggiebblue lol this guy just finding out that literally every war hawk is a republican. This is the result of our failed school systems

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@Acyn @MeidasTouch Why does she look physically dirty? Like she rubbed dirt on her face

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@RussellFosterTX Holy crap! Under $4?!??? It’s closer to $5 in MA

[🪄Zatanna Zatara @zatannannataz]

I worked my ass off at Planned Parenthood for YEARS for news like this. Incredible. Such an incredible bright spot in a post-Epstein world.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@Acyn This woman is obsessed with playing the victim.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@messedupfoods Steak for your dog in this economy?!?? Quite the flex

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@cwebbonline @aintscarylarry I would love for someone to show this to trump and patiently explain it to him. “Look how handsome and young Obama was when he was in his office. Look how old and confused you look in comparison.”

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Woman with multiple degrees and years of activism: I’m not sure I’m qualified to run for office

White man who’s committed sex crimes: Hold my beer

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

It will never not be insane to me that someone could have a billion dollars and still fight tooth and nail to have even more money? Like, you won, it’s over, build a library or help end hunger. Fully fund endometriosis research and become a hero. Real unimaginative loser shit.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@TwinkTheory truly "a" voice of "a" generation. love her.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@j_fishback we are going to have the dumbest country ever. good luck finding a doctor when you get older here.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@laracroftbarbie @1followernodad Mundanity is such a perfect word. I’m begging the author to read a book, go to a muesem, take up a hobby, go for a walk, visit a new country, call an old friend. So many things are more interesting than how much you weigh. Write about those.

[Monica 3LastNames @M3lastnames]

@ultr4nima Right? Like, babe I just want you to help out with the trash and the dishes. No need to kill anyone