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Put miata my misery.

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

@Vopoce @SankaraDispatch Isnt the Ukrainian president the jew?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[BOPHA @SigaBopha__]

One of the greatest scams ever pulled off was convincing people that being taxed at every stage of life is normal.

A scam so successful that it was legalised.

You pay tax on:

• The money you earn.
• The money you spend.
• The things you own.
• The house you bought with money that was already taxed.
• The car you bought with money that was already taxed.
• The fuel you put into that car.
• The tyres you buy for that car.
• The roads you use with that car.
• The investments you made with money that was already taxed.
• The inheritance you leave behind from money that was already taxed.

All with money you’ve already paid tax on.

At this point, your money gets taxed more often than it gets enjoyed.

[Kichikuou PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

"Skyrim is 15 years old" is already a crazy stat, but if you want it even more put into perspective I encountered an 8th grader named after a Daedric Prince at work today.

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

They finally dropped the Kosher phone plus

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Commodore has announced the Callback, a new flip phone for people who want fewer distractions but still need essential apps.

The phone blocks social media and web browsers to help users stay focused.

> Blocks social media and web browsers, while also discouraging work and email apps for a more focused experience

> No data selling, with Commodore and Sailfish OS putting privacy first

> Touchscreen disabled to help eliminate doomscrolling

>Unique dome LED notifications that avoid waking the screen

>Runs 99% of Android apps without Android, including WhatsApp, maps, music streaming, and ride-hailing services

> FM radio, Commodore 64 SID chiptune ringtones, and included IEM earphones worth $50

> Worldwide network compatibility, Wi-Fi, and hotspot support

>48MP Sony rear camera with autofocus

> User-replaceable battery

> De-Googled software for better privacy

>No built-in AI features

Pricing starts at $499.99

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

Bro said south african white people are getting holocausted

[Bianca van Wyk @BiancavanWyk16]

As we watch the odd Mel and Peet Viljoen “redemption tour” and Mel Viljoen gets to tell her version of events and justify their racist remarks - according to her, Peet Viljoen was misquoted and misunderstood …
Really?

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

I dont smoke to look cool it's alot of depression behind them blunts

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Bro I’m a millennial…my retirement plan has ALWAYS been the apocalypse😭

[Simon Sithole @Simon_Sithole20]

South Africans 🇿🇦 we need to stand together AND reject the abuse by @sarstax

Nothing justifies almost 50% of our salaries being stolen by these government with very little to show off in our communities!!
#TaxRevoltSA

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

Accounts out here asking about the nationalities of ai generated girls

[Seyir. @seyirnotlari]

Sizce hangisi Japon, hangisi Koreli, hangisi Çinli?

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

Indrive is for people who have never bought fuel in their lives

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*approach girl at the gym*

“Hey, do you work in tech?”

“No, why”

“You look like you’ve spent a lot of time as a backend developer”

[SShelm @xwv877]

Saw some swastika graffiti in the city today. Told my girlfriend "lets take a picture together in front of it" she replied with "no there are too many people around"

Someone please just kill me. Is this really what having a wife is like? Fuck my jew nigger life

[Simon Sithole @Simon_Sithole20]

South Africans🇿🇦 need to free themselves from the exploitation all in the name of TAX!!

We need answers why we are being taxed so much @sarstax

#TaxRevoltSA

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Dudes do a high dose of mushrooms one time and be like “yeah since my ego death I’m just kind of better than everyone around me”

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

Everytime people connect to the cars bluetooth they have their music in the lowest available quality

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

Friendly reminder:

Nothing in the Bible commands you to support a country founded in 1948 by the Rothschilds.

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[𓂀 @M3thG0d]

It was 430 for me and again at 6

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When your body naturally wakes you up at 7AM on a weekend