Amanda Kay

Breakfast enthusiast. Bacon & eggs, motherfucker.

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I'm gonna be able to pay a months worth of bills after working like 2 shifts. Y'ALL. Normally that takes me & bae a whole month to earn

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I'm pretty excited to buy all of the Halloween and Christmas decorations I want. And a car too, I guess lol

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I'm thrilled to announce that I will no longer be living in poverty ✌️

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So, yesterday I accepted a position at one of the biggest hospitals in Mississippi on the busiest floors

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Off for 3 whole days. I should cook something

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Am I old now? I started this account at 17. That's almost 10 years of hilarious tweets to read.

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At that point in life when I wanna have a baby yet also want to drink alcohol until I die. #26

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Or they can just take turns. I guess.

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But, if I do have kids, does that mean the kids and the cats will watch me pee? I'm gonna need a bigger bathroom

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Who needs kids when I have two cats that already follow me to the bathroom every time

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I ordered 10 books this week and the website keeps sending more suggestions and I just need them to calm tf down because I'm good for a min

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Oh. Also. I'm a nurse now and stuff. But I'm still working at a gas station for fun.

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Like. I've been out of high school for almost 8 years. Maybe I still have a Hornet shirt somewhere

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And then I have to find a spirit shirt somewhere so I can look football spirited.

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I have to go to bed so I can wake up and make bae breakfast. Bae loves breakfast. At noon.

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I just worked a graveyard shift so basically I'm not tired. But I will be.

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I don't know how to twitter anymore

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Ever feel caught up in between young, wild, and free and adult, responsible, and put together?

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Y'all. I'm getting really tired of people calling my boyfriend at 2AM. Wtf.

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I wish it was Halloween. Can we just have a monthly Halloween?