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self-proclaimed goon

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

me and gf are laying on our backs lookin at the clouds

me: that one looks like an O

gf: they all do. we're in your room and you're vaping

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

[at Oppenheimer with a date]

me, leaning over and whispering: he am death, destroyer of worlds

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

legit question: did anything ever happen with net neutrality?

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

honest q: do you think there’s a McDonalds out there that has ever gone a single day without selling something?

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

somewhere, right this second, a group of all guys is pregaming in silence while Super Freaky Girl by Nicki Minaj plays in the background

[Deus ♱ @DeadMansRequiem]

Me after my joint gets laced with scarecrows fear toxin

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

“Everybody wanna know what my Achilles heel is.

Love. I don’t get enough of it.”

- Jay Z (Monster)

Truly a terrible showing for Sean Carter on this song

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

Lyrics in rap songs that infuriate me — a thread

“But I keep her running back and forth, soccer teams” - Lil’ Wayne (Bedrock)

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

“Doctor Dre said “hell yeah” and I got his stamp like a postcard, word to mailmen.”

- Eminem (Venom)

WORD TO MAILMEN?!?! 🤢

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

@CamIngberg23 That does make the lyric more acceptable. I retract my statement, I thought Marshall was just showing his love to the postal service

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

every influencer at coachella

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

dudes will have their Instagram set to private just to post stories of the golf course they’re at

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

what's going on everyone, for first we feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones. it's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings. and today we're joined by actor john wilkes booth

[Goose Egg Sports @GooseEggSports]

Congratulations #Timberwolves!

[m@ @M4tKennedy]

what if we kissed 🥵 at Prostrollo Auto Mall in Madison

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

if charlie bit my finger came out today it would not break 100 views

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

Quick tip: if a fan calls a musician by their real name, then you should probably run.