Molly Mac

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[Molly Mac @MACin_biddies]

If I had to say 1-10 how hungover I am I would say that I had to shower sitting down and now I'm driving myself home in my robe so prob a 10

[dom 🤍 @dxminique_g]

he wasn’t that special i just have attachment issues

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this tweet goes out to all of the people just sitting in their cars. i know y’all must be down so bad you can’t even walk into your own job or house

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[Lily A 😘🥵🥰 @CutieBootyLily]

You’re not selfish for wanting the same energy and love you give

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

sending love to queer ppl who aren't able to express who they love as openly as they'd like today

[💫 ashley 💫 @yinyangashh]

Just because the COVID symptoms you had weren’t bad & you recovered just fine doesn’t mean “COVID isn’t a big deal”.. just be thankful you didn’t have to go through something worse

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy

[a l e x i s @_lexilulu]

Pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

[aiden :) @aidenarata]

if you can’t handle me at my ghosting for 6 days you don’t deserve me at my triple text

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

I’m all for gender equality but I will never be shoveling a driveway thats for men

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I know he means “on a date” but it’s way funnier to pretend he’s gonna put me out of my misery if I don’t have someone to kiss on new year’s

[lovergurl @lowkeykie]

I’m tired of this grandpa!
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗱

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

easily the best photoshop i've seen all week